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[englishpride]

[mode: text | language: English (translation available)]I understand it must be a bit late-notice, but what would be a better way to impress your lady-love than to get her a delightful card for this Valentine's Day? Certainly, you'd want to impress, and that can't be done easily with silly drug store-grade cards, much less with the doodles of a

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[im_a_country_2]

You really have way too much free time.

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[englishpride]

Actually, it only took five minutes.

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[im_a_country_2]

But why did you even bother? Who cares about this stupid holiday, it's not like it's useful. Nothing is closed, there aren't any events. It's just fore couples to spend money on each other and be fluffy.

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[englishpride]

You obviously don't understand simple consumerism and supply and demand.

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[im_a_country_2]

Hey! I know all about consumerism. I just think this would be much better with chocolate robots. And, if everyone gave me one. No, two. Everyone should give me two chocolate robots.

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[englishpride]

I'm talking about exports, not imports!

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[im_a_country_2]

But I don't want to give anyone chocolate.

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[englishpride]

And you dare to think you can get recognition as a nation in that manner?

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[im_a_country_2]

Wait giving valentines means I'll be recognized as a country!?

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[englishpride]

Well, at the least, it's a step in the right direction....

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[im_a_country_2]

Well if that's the case I'll make valentines for everyone!

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[englishpride]

So long as it's meant from your heart, I can't see how it wouldn't go wrong...

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[im_a_country_2]

There's a lot of people here, so I better start on that right now!

Can't talk, I have work to do.

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[englishpride]

.... Right, then.