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I understand it must be a bit late-notice, but what would be a better way to impress your lady-love than to get her a delightful card for this Valentine's Day? Certainly, you'd want to impress, and that can't be done easily with silly drug store-grade cards, much less with the doodles of a primary school-boy. You've no need to fear, for I've the solution to those with more class and refinement. And so, I give you all a fine sample of my craftsmanship below.
I can also do custom wording, poetry, prose, whatever you'd like-- after all, the customer comes first! That'll show that prat America.
I understand it must be a bit late-notice, but what would be a better way to impress your lady-love than to get her a delightful card for this Valentine's Day? Certainly, you'd want to impress, and that can't be done easily with silly drug store-grade cards, much less with the doodles of a primary school-boy. You've no need to fear, for I've the solution to those with more class and refinement. And so, I give you all a fine sample of my craftsmanship below.
I can also do custom wording, poetry, prose, whatever you'd like-- after all, the customer comes first! That'll show that prat America.