u know...a lot of u people eat something for breakfast. no matter wat! eggs, sausages, muffins, toast, waffles, pancakes, pussy, cereal...wait..CEREAL!! A GREAT AMERICAN BREAKFAST! WHEATIES! best shit out there...very nutritious, tasty, and now, visually AWESOME!! now wat do i mean by awesome? well..on the box of WHEATIES is Carly Patterson. u can ( Read more... )

school sucks...i hate school...do u hate school? i hate school..fuckin teachers. everyday i go into class i hear them bitching about grading too many damn papers. FUCKERS DONT GIVE US SO MUCH SHIT ( Read more... )

well...theres a lot of fuckers out there that wanna start beef with different sports. for example, fencing. those bastards are queers. u guys think that ur men just cuz u get to play with toys and pretend ur STAR WARS. half the time at practice u pick ur asses and listen to the coach talk about useless shit like- when fencing u want to hit the guy ( Read more... )

hello, today im gonna give u guys some turkish lessons so when u confront a turkish person, u will know how to communicate ( Read more... )

eh...i was bored out of my fuckin mind in my first 2 weeks of freedom. so as a desperate attempt to keep myself occupied, i actually thought about reading The Man Who Ate the 747. can u believe that? it looks like a shitty book judging by the cover. i dont wanna read this...so it was time for plan B- reading The Qu'ran. this is like the bible ( Read more... )

now as some of u may know, ever since the end of the soccer season i've been getting pissed off a lot pretty damn easy... but how the fuck does this stupid internet quiz thing know?

im sure u guys heard about the tooth fairy being there to change ur teeth into money, easter bunny to give u eggs, santa givin u gifts, and jon pimp slapping u... but wat about wet dreams? a young boy will often get wet dreams for having sexual dreams in their sleep..too bad the dreams arent reality. i dont know about girls though..so dont ask. ( Read more... )