Totally dying of Pneumonia. I fucking hate my stupid body for making me prone to stupid icky things ( Read more... )

My friend just said that my new haircut makes me look like Justin Bieber.

God help me, I've never wanted to murder someone so damn bad.

6265 words in, and I haven't even reached the fucking half way point in this stupid fic! I'm procrastinating like hell, and I can't even blame it on porn, because this fic doesn't even have any actual sex in it, it just has little flashbacks and shit. My brain seriously isn't geared to write huge ass fics! Once I get this finished, I swear I'm ( Read more... )

For the first time ever today, I actually climbed a tree. I fell out and broke my damn ankle. I spent 6 hours sitting up an A+E department, my foot practically black and the size of a football, all the while my baby cousin screaming out that I crashed from the sky because I obviously can't fly. It was her bloody fault I fell out the tree! She got ( Read more... )