"So I was sitting there in the bar, and this guy comes up to me and he says 'My life stinks', and I saw his gold credit card and I saw the way he was looking at people across the room and I looked at his face and you know, what a good looking face, and I just said, 'Dude, your perspective on life sucks!'"

Life could be simple but you never fail
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I haven't been sleeping as well as I used to. A couple of nights ago, I woke up and my feet were cold, so I went to my drawer to get some socks. God knows why I wanted my striped ones, it just seemed to make sense and I was tired and barely awake. So I went, took the socks and when I went back to bed and put them on, I realized they weren't the ( Read more... )