The Last Ever Merlin
- Okay, I'm calling this: Arthur croaks, plus Kilgarrah the dragon and X number of knights. Merlin survives, not least because everyone's half in love with Colin Morgan's teary face.
- Arthur's kicking arse with the power of slomo, I see.
- And suddenly: magic!
- Merlin: Because subtlety is for...nobody on this show, frankly.
- Woah. We're less than 6 minutes in and Mordred's done the deed already?
- Leon! Holy shit, your plot armour of fan-love is possibly the most powerful magic in the series.
- Gwen! Staying useful, and tucking your boobs away.
- And Merlin found Arthur in time. Again. Excellent.
- Arthur, man, seriously this is a shock? I thought you were running a "don't ask don't spell" policy.
- Colin Morgan's tearful face. It's always a winner.
- "Only for you!" I try not to ship too hard but JUST KISS!
- Woah, I'm amazed Gwen and Leon had 200 men left. That's a lot of dead people.
- Gaius is missing? Oh no man, I thought you were safe.
- Oh thank goodness. The old sod had me worried.
- "Dear Sidhe. Please can you fix it for me..." I'm sure that's going to work out spectacularly for you.
- Wait, Morgana is still kicking? Really? Someone dropped the ball here!
- Well shit, she's upgraded to Force choke into the bargain.
- For the record, Gwen's going to make a great reigning Queen. The knights will certainly back her.
- Gawaine, shut the fuck up. No, seriously. I don't care how blonde and lissom she is.
- Arthur, can we build an (increasingly last minute, by the look of you) bridge and get over it?
- And Gawaine has gottenth the clue. I'd have stabbed the spy on the spot, personally.
- GWEN! Oustanding braining, my Queen! I always knew you were brighter than Arthur.
- I'm so glad Percival's manly shoulder clap survived Camlann.
- Two of my favourite knights are about to die really badly, if I'm any judge.
- And some women are born to make chocolate! Er, doesn't sound so legendary.
- It was a nice try, lads, but Morgana's going to...tie you up all kinkily! Attagirl!
- It's interesting watching Arthur put it all together.
- Nooo! The knight really do die in order of hotness, don't they?
- Two days off? Is Arthur delirious?
- Why, Morgana? He's toast anyway, that was a hell of a ride out for the world's most pointless gloat.
- See? Pointless gloating get you Excalibur to the heart.
- Can't type. Heart breaking.
- That once and future stuff is no fucking comfort right now! But I'm glad Kilgarrah pointed it out anyway.
- Don't burn this boat, k?
- Long live the Queen, but excuse my sniffles.
- ...And he's still waiting. Damn. It's been, what, 1500 years, duck? Don't be sad- Albion is bimbling on just fine.
Or as the Master didn't quite put it back in the 90s: Immortality is wasted on the immortal!
I'll have to watch Doctor Who in a bit. After I've eaten a lot of Ferrero Rocher.
- Arthur's kicking arse with the power of slomo, I see.
- And suddenly: magic!
- Merlin: Because subtlety is for...nobody on this show, frankly.
- Woah. We're less than 6 minutes in and Mordred's done the deed already?
- Leon! Holy shit, your plot armour of fan-love is possibly the most powerful magic in the series.
- Gwen! Staying useful, and tucking your boobs away.
- And Merlin found Arthur in time. Again. Excellent.
- Arthur, man, seriously this is a shock? I thought you were running a "don't ask don't spell" policy.
- Colin Morgan's tearful face. It's always a winner.
- "Only for you!" I try not to ship too hard but JUST KISS!
- Woah, I'm amazed Gwen and Leon had 200 men left. That's a lot of dead people.
- Gaius is missing? Oh no man, I thought you were safe.
- Oh thank goodness. The old sod had me worried.
- "Dear Sidhe. Please can you fix it for me..." I'm sure that's going to work out spectacularly for you.
- Wait, Morgana is still kicking? Really? Someone dropped the ball here!
- Well shit, she's upgraded to Force choke into the bargain.
- For the record, Gwen's going to make a great reigning Queen. The knights will certainly back her.
- Gawaine, shut the fuck up. No, seriously. I don't care how blonde and lissom she is.
- Arthur, can we build an (increasingly last minute, by the look of you) bridge and get over it?
- And Gawaine has gottenth the clue. I'd have stabbed the spy on the spot, personally.
- GWEN! Oustanding braining, my Queen! I always knew you were brighter than Arthur.
- I'm so glad Percival's manly shoulder clap survived Camlann.
- Two of my favourite knights are about to die really badly, if I'm any judge.
- And some women are born to make chocolate! Er, doesn't sound so legendary.
- It was a nice try, lads, but Morgana's going to...tie you up all kinkily! Attagirl!
- It's interesting watching Arthur put it all together.
- Nooo! The knight really do die in order of hotness, don't they?
- Two days off? Is Arthur delirious?
- Why, Morgana? He's toast anyway, that was a hell of a ride out for the world's most pointless gloat.
- See? Pointless gloating get you Excalibur to the heart.
- Can't type. Heart breaking.
- That once and future stuff is no fucking comfort right now! But I'm glad Kilgarrah pointed it out anyway.
- Don't burn this boat, k?
- Long live the Queen, but excuse my sniffles.
- ...And he's still waiting. Damn. It's been, what, 1500 years, duck? Don't be sad- Albion is bimbling on just fine.
Or as the Master didn't quite put it back in the 90s: Immortality is wasted on the immortal!
I'll have to watch Doctor Who in a bit. After I've eaten a lot of Ferrero Rocher.