I Am Ni's Massive Crush On Arthur Darvill
- Tell me it's the world's most dubious crop circle?
- Yes, yes it is! Genius!
- Get a hugging day pass, Doctor.
- Okay, that's a gorgeous red car of surprising stylishness- my money's on this being a family outing.
- Mels, no idea who you are, but I like you already!
- "The men were all a bit shy." So much love!
- Computer temporal grace says no, love.
- Ickle Amelia! Less ickle now, of course, but I'll still adopt her and feed her little cakes.
- I wouldn't necessarily adopt ickle Rory, but I'd find him better friends to play with.
- Rory's teenage fluttering heart in his eyes! Oh, look at him!
- Wait, wha- no, Amy, that's not the point of the Kinsey scale he usually hangs out at.
- *sigh* The TG's on the blink again then?
- Ah, Hitler presumably needs a temporal bodyguard.
- If you're running a gantry, Harriet, choose better heels.
- Really,really tiny temporal bodyguards.
- Oh, temporal assassins.
- Stashing the gun with the banana, I like it.
- Oh gods, Rory looks marvellous with a gun.
- Wow, I wish I could faint so tidily.
- Yeah, what Mels just did? Give or take a gunshot and a wall to slide on down, that's me.
- "She" huh? Are we talking the TARDIS, or does Mels have a more interesting CV than I realised?
- "You stay alive and I'll marry you" Well now, if anyone else had known it was that easy...
- Waaaait...Mels, oh I'm so thick!
- Post-regen River is fantastic. Oh, Mels, whatever dress size you were thinking of at the end, it was the right one!
- Wear lots of everything! Provided you don't go for the 60's beehive, you look marvellous in all of it.
- And hey, I was right about it being a family outing after all.
- All right, I rather like psychopath River. Though if she drops from that big window, not sure who's going to catch her.
- Poison lippy? Yup, apparently so.
- "Plus, she's a woman!" I can't hear what Amy thought right then, but I bet it was the same as me.
- Oh, don't bther shooting her, she could lose a sodding arm at this point and it wouldn't phase her.
- Pretty gold sparkles say Screw You, Nazi Scum!
- Oh Rory, of course you can ride a motorbike!It's cool and so are you.
- Oh, not sodding Rose!
- Yeah, Martha! No? Fair enough.
- Yeah, DONNA! No? At least you acknowledge that was bloody awful.
- Ickle Amelia makes everything better.
- That voice interface is a bit rubbish, isn't it? Try routing more of the TARDIS' sentience through- at least she loves your rapidly dying arse.
- There are worse war cries!
- I could use a new wardrobe meself- to the machine guns!
- Oooh, don't duplicate Amy. It's probably a Thing with her by now.
- I'm not even sure what being inside a robot replica of your wife would be a good metaphor for. Rory, get therapy.
- Well, the Silence do have some serious beef, not sure about the Academy of the Question.
- I do quite like that wedding outfit, it's nice to see it back. Also, he'll look quite good in the coffin.
- That's the best they could do with time travel? Gah, at least proto-River is having a laugh with it!
- The question really needs to be something like "What The Entire Fuck Is This Shit?"
- Yeah, that sudden agony is for calling someone some "big ginge." Trust me on this.
- Woahwoahwoah, can we not murder the whole innocent crew?
- Oh, all right, they escaped. Thank godness.
- Helpless little Doctor breaks my heart.
- Well, the TARDIS is River's godmum. Or auntie, I'm a bit vague on that one.
- Of course the final words were hidden. Heaven for-fucking-bid anything is straightforward.
- Oooh, good reveal, well done Amy for figuring out how to use the ship.
- Go on, Riv, you've got some regens going spare.
- Not all of the- oh, damn, that's Jossed a whole lot of post-Library fanfic.
- She gets some sweet hair, a decent arse and a shiny new diary out of the deal. Hmm, I'm not convinced it's worth it.
- Rule 0: The rest of the Universe is happy to kill you, but the TARDIS loves you just the way you are.
- Wow, that University may have a good view, but it's so archaic even Oxford would wince.
ETA: I have actually been watching Torchwood. It just hasn't interested me enough to open up the Notepad file, though that might change the next time it does something hugely problematic.
- Yes, yes it is! Genius!
- Get a hugging day pass, Doctor.
- Okay, that's a gorgeous red car of surprising stylishness- my money's on this being a family outing.
- Mels, no idea who you are, but I like you already!
- "The men were all a bit shy." So much love!
- Computer temporal grace says no, love.
- Ickle Amelia! Less ickle now, of course, but I'll still adopt her and feed her little cakes.
- I wouldn't necessarily adopt ickle Rory, but I'd find him better friends to play with.
- Rory's teenage fluttering heart in his eyes! Oh, look at him!
- Wait, wha- no, Amy, that's not the point of the Kinsey scale he usually hangs out at.
- *sigh* The TG's on the blink again then?
- Ah, Hitler presumably needs a temporal bodyguard.
- If you're running a gantry, Harriet, choose better heels.
- Really,really tiny temporal bodyguards.
- Oh, temporal assassins.
- Stashing the gun with the banana, I like it.
- Oh gods, Rory looks marvellous with a gun.
- Wow, I wish I could faint so tidily.
- Yeah, what Mels just did? Give or take a gunshot and a wall to slide on down, that's me.
- "She" huh? Are we talking the TARDIS, or does Mels have a more interesting CV than I realised?
- "You stay alive and I'll marry you" Well now, if anyone else had known it was that easy...
- Waaaait...Mels, oh I'm so thick!
- Post-regen River is fantastic. Oh, Mels, whatever dress size you were thinking of at the end, it was the right one!
- Wear lots of everything! Provided you don't go for the 60's beehive, you look marvellous in all of it.
- And hey, I was right about it being a family outing after all.
- All right, I rather like psychopath River. Though if she drops from that big window, not sure who's going to catch her.
- Poison lippy? Yup, apparently so.
- "Plus, she's a woman!" I can't hear what Amy thought right then, but I bet it was the same as me.
- Oh, don't bther shooting her, she could lose a sodding arm at this point and it wouldn't phase her.
- Pretty gold sparkles say Screw You, Nazi Scum!
- Oh Rory, of course you can ride a motorbike!It's cool and so are you.
- Oh, not sodding Rose!
- Yeah, Martha! No? Fair enough.
- Yeah, DONNA! No? At least you acknowledge that was bloody awful.
- Ickle Amelia makes everything better.
- That voice interface is a bit rubbish, isn't it? Try routing more of the TARDIS' sentience through- at least she loves your rapidly dying arse.
- There are worse war cries!
- I could use a new wardrobe meself- to the machine guns!
- Oooh, don't duplicate Amy. It's probably a Thing with her by now.
- I'm not even sure what being inside a robot replica of your wife would be a good metaphor for. Rory, get therapy.
- Well, the Silence do have some serious beef, not sure about the Academy of the Question.
- I do quite like that wedding outfit, it's nice to see it back. Also, he'll look quite good in the coffin.
- That's the best they could do with time travel? Gah, at least proto-River is having a laugh with it!
- The question really needs to be something like "What The Entire Fuck Is This Shit?"
- Yeah, that sudden agony is for calling someone some "big ginge." Trust me on this.
- Woahwoahwoah, can we not murder the whole innocent crew?
- Oh, all right, they escaped. Thank godness.
- Helpless little Doctor breaks my heart.
- Well, the TARDIS is River's godmum. Or auntie, I'm a bit vague on that one.
- Of course the final words were hidden. Heaven for-fucking-bid anything is straightforward.
- Oooh, good reveal, well done Amy for figuring out how to use the ship.
- Go on, Riv, you've got some regens going spare.
- Not all of the- oh, damn, that's Jossed a whole lot of post-Library fanfic.
- She gets some sweet hair, a decent arse and a shiny new diary out of the deal. Hmm, I'm not convinced it's worth it.
- Rule 0: The rest of the Universe is happy to kill you, but the TARDIS loves you just the way you are.
- Wow, that University may have a good view, but it's so archaic even Oxford would wince.
ETA: I have actually been watching Torchwood. It just hasn't interested me enough to open up the Notepad file, though that might change the next time it does something hugely problematic.