+ That's a lot of pirate gold. I'm suddenly considering a career change.
+ Ah yes, lack of antibiotics. You are in fact toast.
+ And the palm of your hand has caught the plague as well. Sucks to be you!
+ Y'know, earplugs would be a brilliant idea at this point.Though binding the cabin doors is also a good one.
+ Pentacle on deck, I see!
+ I say "yo ho ho," but only if someone's not passing the rum round quick enough for my liking.
+ I suspect the TARDIS spends a lot of her life in a state of "noticed-ish." And the rest in "ooh, what's that over there? Can we go see?"
+ If the Doctor doesn't get a tricorn (that someone then shoots off) I shall be astonished.
+ Amy got the nice hat first! And she looks fabby in it.
+ Chuck Rory a sword, for pity's sake- 2000 years of sword drill!
+ Meep, Rory got marked! Though he is off his face and he makes it look rather marvellous.
+ "A green singing shark in an evening gown." So...these boys definitely haven't seen a doxy in a very long while.
+ No wonder Freud was often talking bollocks, look who he was analysing!
+ He got a tricorn!
+ Oh, lad, there aren't words for how grounded you are.
+ Rory has been entirely useless this ep. Can't he do something medical with the lad?
+ Woah! Little lad just killed a man in cold blood.
+ "Could try stroking her and singing her a song." Once again, they're really putting the Ship in shipping!
+ Run off nothing- she's been shipnapped!
+ If you're more worried about your treasure than your supplies, I'm rather surprised you're not dead already.
+ So isn't that siren pendant- yeah, there we go.
+ Maybe this was just the siren's plan to get herself a load of new jewellery.
+ All right, eyepatch lady! Is that Francis Barber?
+ See? Companions are great. You don't want to go all "Pirate Lord Victorious."
+ Thunder's good, a storm will churn up the sea.
+ Ack, no, bad crown! Like a bad penny but more glittery.
+ Oh, I did not think they'd kill the kid.
+ Hmm. Siren or drowning? Siren or drowning? Siren. Just.
+ I think if I was a companion I'd be carrying antibacterial gel for moments like these.
+ So I'm looking into the world of fat worried-looking gingers? Great.
+ Ah, the old Martian Invader problem.
+ "Toby!" "Rory!" "The TARDIS!" In some distant jail, River gets a pang of jealousy and doesn't know why.
+ Sterilises, you moron! You're getting superbugs all over her clinic. Stowaway my arse- she could have been the medical software.
+ Interface, ah ha!
+ Okay, she needs a new patient protocol.
+ All righty, Rory gets his nurse-fu on! It worries me that every week he has to remind Amy what he does for a living.
+ Can you not upload some human data to the siren?
+ And is there not a damn crash cart in the TARDIS? Really?
+ Clearly, the TARDIS decided they were fucking useless and revived him herself. There's a kindly little voice in Rory's head going "would you like to be ginger this time? Oh, wait, right."
+ Ship upgrade, lads!
+ Could they have any more clearly said "we're off to have sex now"?
+ Ah, quick mentions of the arc plot. That's a good point, actually- the Siren must have scanned Amy and gone "does not com-yes it does. Wait no- gah! Such a weird species!"