+ Okay, her family is great. Sounds a lot like mine, in fact.
+ Hey, we have an Ood!Ood are good!
+ Um, where's her soul gonna go?
+ Robot King Arthur? Ah yes, you were Merlin.
+ Bloody hell, Avon ladies get everywhere!
+ Scrumptious little beauty? You better not be cheating on the TARDIS!
+ And he likes a bad girl! The Corsair sounds immensely interesting already.
+ Jesttisoning rooms! It's like the early 80s all over again.
+ See? You cheated on her, now she's switching off.
+ Ah, golden light, the pan-universal marker of Wibbly Time Lord Shit.
+ So, wait, Idris has just been possessed by the old girl herself? Fantastic!
+ Neil Gaiman on the credits! Squee!
+ "You're my thief!" Aww, I like to think the two of you eloped.
+ Ah, snogging the Doctor, it's getting to be a staple.
+ If you thinking biting's fun now, love, wait til there's chocolate!
+ There's a word that means "smell of dust after rain", then? I wonder what it is for that smell you get when the rain falls on hot dry concrete for the first time in days.
+ House repaired them? Gods, I'm Pavlov's fangirl- I instantly yelped "Lungbarrow!"
+ Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. This could be really bad for Idris. Because if a TARDIS has a soul, then they're effectively a slave race bred and used by the Time Lords. Multiple Time Lords would not be good.
+ You say sea urchin, I say ARMADILLOS! Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!
+ You'd be amazed how tricky genocide can be to explain, even if you have met up with a bunch of fellow renagades.
+ Er, Ponds, in the immortal words of Admiral Akbar...
+ Normally I don't advise following the voices in your head. Come to think of it. I wouldn't advise it now!
+ You know, you could probably save the Corsair from what Auntie has. No, wait, regenerating an entire Time Lord from his hand is just daft...
+ And she still is beautiful, isn't she?
+ The sad word is "mortal", isn't it? Holy crap, my bottom lip's wibbling like this the is The Last Unicorn.
+ Aaaand both the Ponds just got munched. Now would be a good time to have a freak out. Oh, there we go.
+ Er, no, seriously scary voice, that's the last TARDIS. Though you might be able to cobble something together with Huon particles.
+ Yes, you're stuck in a junkyard. And you're the SODDING A-TEAM! Sigh.
+ I'm going to stick with Idris, ta. I don't think I could spend the rest of the episode thinking of her as Sexy.
+ Oh Rory, I would totally keep you as a pet. Your PE teacher trauma matches nicely with mine.
+ "All of my sisters were dead" Actually, as a Type 40 all of your sisters were decomissioned. Now I'm thinking of a Christmas-gift puppy when it's no longer little and cute...
+ Oh look, their first pointless row! *adores*
+ You know, I'll laugh myself hoarse if Idris finds some way of geting an instruction manual to River. Taught by the best, indeed!
+ Rory's death this week: TICK!
+ Ah yes, the pretty one. Well chosen!
+ Wait, why can't you carchive something that hasn't happened yet? You should see the state of my Writing Folders...
+ Amy! Admiral Akbar on line one!
+ Delight is her wedding day? I'm screwed- watching a Neil Gaiman ep means all I can think of is Delirium!
+ RTD-era control room!
+ No, Amy- I think it was me and many fans like me that wished really hard!
+ That's it, someone needs to start an Ood sanctuary.
+ See, because she's always been called "old Girl" I always thought she should incarnate as someone older. With a blue cardigan and and grandmotherly attitude towards all her lovely little companions.
+ I've got to say, House has a splendid voice. I could listen to him read the older fairy stories (you know, the one where the witches ended up dancing in red-hot shoes) all day.
+ "...forest" wait, what? Ah, plot clue passed me by!
+ YES! Give it some welly, mate!
+ I was nearly right with the sad word. Bottom lip trembling again. Mine, his, oh hell.
+ Spacey-wacey my arse. Who wants their slaves talking back to them?
+ Oh, hello plot clue! "The only water in the forest is the River." Oh look, I automatically capitalise River.
+ And for a third week running, Rory says "I'm a nurse." Get a badge made, honey.
+ Bunk beds. Oh gods, the inevitable newleywed creaking!
+ No eyepatch lady this week?
I'm feeling weirdly bittersweet after that. Like seeing someone I've been mates with since I was, ooh, twelve or so finally get the credit and recognition she deserves.