I Am Ni's Atrophied Tolerance For New Age Bullshit

[endis_ni]

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[exqcrystals]

Aqua aura quartz crystals are clear/cloudy crystals which have been enhanced with pure gold; the molecules of pure gold adhere to the natural electric charge which surrounds the quartz crystal, and cannot removed by rubbing or by scraping. The aqua aura quartz crystals combine both the properties of quartz and the properties of gold to produce a very intense energy. Aqua aura quartz has been used to activate other minerals for healing and to cleanse and sooth the aura. An amazingly beautiful and powerful throat chakra stone!

[notdan]

You've not really read the above entry, have you?

[freddiefraggles]

What about a crystal for spam?

[endis_ni]

I'm picturing something pink with little gristly looking impurities, aren't you?

[freddiefraggles]

Spirit guides: when doing my reiki course I ended up with two, my mum and my old dead dog (or a large black dog with pointy ears). I actually do frequently sit down for a cup of tea with one of my spirit guide.

I'm glad that talking to the lady helped :-)

[kt_peasant]

Where there are Thelwell ponies there are people with bags of fudge in their pockets. This has to be a Good Thing and most auspicious.

[tatty_tigermoth]

I think a Thelwell spirit guide would probably suit me quite well.

As for dicks at traffic lights, well at least you can content yourself with the knowledge that, in all likelihood, he has a tiny penis

*hugs*

[squintywitch]

Good lord. Well, you put up with a lot more woo than I would have!

Stupid bugger at the lights . Tiny willy comment seconded.