I Am Ni's Atrophied Tolerance For New Age Bullshit

[endis_ni]

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[exqcrystals]

Aqua aura quartz crystals are clear/cloudy crystals which have been enhanced with pure gold; the molecules of pure gold adhere to the natural electric charge which surrounds the quartz crystal, and cannot removed by rubbing or by scraping. The aqua aura quartz crystals combine both the properties of quartz and the properties of gold to produce a very intense energy. Aqua aura quartz has been used to activate other minerals for healing and to cleanse and sooth the aura. An amazingly beautiful and powerful throat chakra stone!

[notdan]

You've not really read the above entry, have you?

[freddiefraggles]

What about a crystal for spam?

[endis_ni]

I'm picturing something pink with little gristly looking impurities, aren't you?

[freddiefraggles]

Mmmm, yes.