Sherlock thoughts
* The Detective must be bored if he'd reduced to grammar picking.
* Er, you know, that sounds pretty much like you did it, mate. Stabbing over and over is generally not a sign of innocence.
* Gunshots? Is it time for his weekly assassin?
* Oh, apparently not. That's his security deposit knackered.
* Tell me the head is at least on a plate. Nobody wants that dripping onto the beef joint.
* *checks own hard drive* He's got a point.
* Mrs. Hudson so ships them. It's oddly adorable.
* Detective, have you been playing with explosives? The gun is one thing...
*I'm glad things are cool with Sarah, she's great!
* Please let Mrs Hudson be okay!
* Mycroft! Let the awesome double!
* There's something oddly hypnotic about Sherlock roisining his bow.
* Everyone needs a blogger! Especially one that sharpshoots and takes a massive amount of crap off his flatmate.
* My, that's a familiar looking phone.
* The pips! Reminds me of Radio 2, Terry Wogan burblin in my Dad's car on the school run.
* Isn't he wearing his jacket- yes, yes he is.
* Jim- possibly evil, certainly using lovely forensic lady to get close to Sherlock.
* Well, no, he could be bi. He's certainly vain, though that shirt wasn't doing his tummy any favours.
* While feeling desperately sorry for Carl Powers, I kind of want the adventures of ickle Sherlock.
* Carl Powers beat Moriarty up in the showers, you can tell, can't you?
* So pleased the hostage made it!
* Bugger, new hostage. That's quite a generous amount of ordnance Moriarty's rocking.
* Ah, but fishing would never offer Watson the requisite thrill.
* Janus Cars sounds pretty cool actually.
* Yes! Another hostage saved!
* Connie Prince in death look likes me having a lie-in.
* I do like those naked cats.
* Assassin cat has poison claws!
* Oh, apparently I have slandered that cat. This time.
* Golem? Ah, the weekly assassin has in fact turned up.
* I winced when Watson just about cleared that barrier.
* Hey look! the flatmate is my size! Don't see that often.
* The Detective looks good in a uniform. It's the shiny hat.
* The homeless girl is an Irregular!
* Ha! Homeless network, well done.
* Don't chase the freaky shadow!
* You know, planetariums aren't legally obliged to use Holst or anything.
* The golem is really very golem-y!
* This is turning into a very trippy fight scene.
* Dude, I'm not sure it's a fake.
* Hmm. Is this something to do with that guy in Belarus?
* Oh dear. The museum curator's said the M-name, she's going to die.
* And suddenly we're back to the Mycroft plot.
* The future brother-in-law. Like the fiancée isn't distraught enough.
* On top of the train! Oooh, that's risky, no so much from the platform but from further away.
* Oh sod, the Detective's found daytime telly.
* Threatened with a knighthood? Would dear ol' Liz swing a bit too hard?
* Watson's the next logical hostage, BTW.
* A swimming pool confrontation? Does the Detective have gills?
* No...way...
* Ha! Apparently not. And I was right about the hostages. They were progressively heart-stringy. The people, then the blind woman, then the little kid.
* Told you Jim was evil!
* A consulting crimial. Loving it.
* Pet, huh? Watson's totally the human companion.
* That sniper's a bit too keen for someone under duress.
* Sherlock, don't shoot the Devil if there's a chance you'll miss.
* That's a lot of snipers.
* WHAT!!!
Unstoppable unimaginable utter BASTARDS!
...
In retrospect, I think I took that well.
* Er, you know, that sounds pretty much like you did it, mate. Stabbing over and over is generally not a sign of innocence.
* Gunshots? Is it time for his weekly assassin?
* Oh, apparently not. That's his security deposit knackered.
* Tell me the head is at least on a plate. Nobody wants that dripping onto the beef joint.
* *checks own hard drive* He's got a point.
* Mrs. Hudson so ships them. It's oddly adorable.
* Detective, have you been playing with explosives? The gun is one thing...
*I'm glad things are cool with Sarah, she's great!
* Please let Mrs Hudson be okay!
* Mycroft! Let the awesome double!
* There's something oddly hypnotic about Sherlock roisining his bow.
* Everyone needs a blogger! Especially one that sharpshoots and takes a massive amount of crap off his flatmate.
* My, that's a familiar looking phone.
* The pips! Reminds me of Radio 2, Terry Wogan burblin in my Dad's car on the school run.
* Isn't he wearing his jacket- yes, yes he is.
* Jim- possibly evil, certainly using lovely forensic lady to get close to Sherlock.
* Well, no, he could be bi. He's certainly vain, though that shirt wasn't doing his tummy any favours.
* While feeling desperately sorry for Carl Powers, I kind of want the adventures of ickle Sherlock.
* Carl Powers beat Moriarty up in the showers, you can tell, can't you?
* So pleased the hostage made it!
* Bugger, new hostage. That's quite a generous amount of ordnance Moriarty's rocking.
* Ah, but fishing would never offer Watson the requisite thrill.
* Janus Cars sounds pretty cool actually.
* Yes! Another hostage saved!
* Connie Prince in death look likes me having a lie-in.
* I do like those naked cats.
* Assassin cat has poison claws!
* Oh, apparently I have slandered that cat. This time.
* Golem? Ah, the weekly assassin has in fact turned up.
* I winced when Watson just about cleared that barrier.
* Hey look! the flatmate is my size! Don't see that often.
* The Detective looks good in a uniform. It's the shiny hat.
* The homeless girl is an Irregular!
* Ha! Homeless network, well done.
* Don't chase the freaky shadow!
* You know, planetariums aren't legally obliged to use Holst or anything.
* The golem is really very golem-y!
* This is turning into a very trippy fight scene.
* Dude, I'm not sure it's a fake.
* Hmm. Is this something to do with that guy in Belarus?
* Oh dear. The museum curator's said the M-name, she's going to die.
* And suddenly we're back to the Mycroft plot.
* The future brother-in-law. Like the fiancée isn't distraught enough.
* On top of the train! Oooh, that's risky, no so much from the platform but from further away.
* Oh sod, the Detective's found daytime telly.
* Threatened with a knighthood? Would dear ol' Liz swing a bit too hard?
* Watson's the next logical hostage, BTW.
* A swimming pool confrontation? Does the Detective have gills?
* No...way...
* Ha! Apparently not. And I was right about the hostages. They were progressively heart-stringy. The people, then the blind woman, then the little kid.
* Told you Jim was evil!
* A consulting crimial. Loving it.
* Pet, huh? Watson's totally the human companion.
* That sniper's a bit too keen for someone under duress.
* Sherlock, don't shoot the Devil if there's a chance you'll miss.
* That's a lot of snipers.
* WHAT!!!
Unstoppable unimaginable utter BASTARDS!
...
In retrospect, I think I took that well.