Title: Sex Sells
Subject: Sex. Porn. Smut.
Notes: Still request month on
fst so here's another one!
evilwildlex asked for a smut mix. While this has very limited "explicit" content, the songs are all about sex. So some viewer/listener discretion advised. This list was in the works due to my current semester involving a sexualities class - in which we just started our unit on porn and other sex work. Supplement this list with whatever else you have. I didn't have TLC on hand, and I remember a particular song I was scandalized by in middle school when I listened to the lyrics. And then there's Avenue Q's "The Internet is for Porn" that really should have been on here....
How the hell did I forget to put this song on? Immediately download this bonus track:
Poe's "I'm Not a Virgin" b/c, omg, it has to be on this. =p
1) Theme from Chalets - The Chalets: Let's fix some cocktails and make them so strong / Let's not get too drunk but we'll play along / Let's put on FM sit back and relax / You must be joking get out of my kaks / Don't think it's working their coats are still on
I was introduced to The Chalets through a free iTunes song. Since they're actually on eMusic, which I subscribe to, I DLed an album and then one day I actually heard the lyrics of this. Huh. Interesting boys/girls voices in this piece.
2) Let’s Talk About Sex - Salt ‘n’ Pepper: Let's talk about sex, baby / Let's talk about you and me / Let's talk about all the good things / And the bad things that may be
How could I not include this?
3) Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me - Susan Sarandon: I'll oil you up and rub you down / And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction / You need a friendly hand and I need action
Oh Rocky Horror Picture Show... so much fun. "Touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty!"
4) Porn - Leah Andreone: Porn, when I’m all alone at home / Porn, when I’m talking on the phone / Porn, when I’m tired of sleeping
This is an interesting singer I came across while doing one of my Half Price Books stop-ins and checking through the $3 CDs. She's got some great songs. I'm not overly fond of this one, but it works perfectly for the mix.
5) I Touch Myself - Divinyls: I don't want anybody else / When I think about you / I touch myself
I've never liked this song, to tell the truth, but hell, masturbation, right? Can't leave it out.
6) All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You - Heart: All I wanna do is make love to you / Say you will / You want me to
Hmm, picking up a stranger on the road, hitting a motel, and having teh sex. Not a great role model, kiddies!
7) Lady Marmalade - All Saints: We can play all night, gotta do it right / Snuggle up, huddle up, nice and tight / My place or yours? Gotta be raw / Don't really matter once you get in the door
Lady Marmalade has so many versions. This was I think the first I'd ever heard so I'm a little more fond of it than others.
8) Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy - Big & Rich: But her evaluation / of my cowboy reputation / Had me begging for salvation / all night long
Best song ever to come on at clubs or school dances. lol. It's damn hard to get out of your head, too.
9) Don’t Marry Her - The Beautiful South: I'll never grow so old and flabby / That could never be / Don't marry her fuck me
This was on a House FST I downloaded once and I got hooked after startling into the present when the chorus started playing. The music itself sounds so innocent!
10) Erotica - Madonna: Give it up, do as I say / Give it up and let me have my way / I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck / I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to
Madonna had to make an appearance. And this song is perfect, although "Human Nature" is also a good choice. I just can't seem to find the copy on my hard drive right now, though.
11) Add It Up - Violent Femmes: Why can't I get just one fuck? / Why can't I get just one fuck? / I guess it's got something to do with luck / But I've waited my whole life for just one
Sexual frustration much?
12) Slackerbitch - Placebo: Slackerbitch, faghag, whore / looks real cute, her lips are sore
Moving further into the implications of hardcore. (And nope, don't have NIN's "Closer" on this mix.) Not a real pretty image here, but I like this song, damnit.
13) Violent Pornography - System of a Down: It's a violent pornography / Choking chicks and sodomy / The kind of shit you get on your TV
Actually got this from someone's non-con mix last month. I love System of a Down, though, and this is the song that got stuck in my head when I started doing the reading for my sexualities class.
14) House of the Rising Sun - Marianne Faithfull: There is a house in New Orleans / They call it the Risin' Sun / And it's been the ruin / Of many poor girl
Ah the whore house. Can't leave it out.
Bonus Track: El Tango de Roxanne - Moulin Rouge: Roxanne / You don't have to wear that dress tonight / Roxanne / You don't have to sell your body to the night
Remembered this one last minute so it's tacked on as a bonus track. The tale of the man who fell in love with a prostitute and the jealousy that haunted him.
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