My Coffee Machine Tried to Take Me Down
At 0600 sometime last week, my coffee machine tried to assassinate me.
The night before school, it has been a tradition of mine to get my coffee pot ready for the morning. Well, then when I moved out to Arizona, it started leaking, but that was fine. I kept the water in the pot and just poured it in the morning of and flipped the switch. Life was grand, we had a good thing going on there. Going on 4 years of bliss. It was second to none except my straightner.
But then, last week, I poured the water and flipped the switch, and it sought to murder me in my bathrobe by sparks flying out at me. Ol' Nigel is no more.
But I failed to mention I was going to cheat on Nigel and buy a bright and shiny Black and Decker with a timer upon arriving in VA, so perhaps I got what was coming to me.
The night before school, it has been a tradition of mine to get my coffee pot ready for the morning. Well, then when I moved out to Arizona, it started leaking, but that was fine. I kept the water in the pot and just poured it in the morning of and flipped the switch. Life was grand, we had a good thing going on there. Going on 4 years of bliss. It was second to none except my straightner.
But then, last week, I poured the water and flipped the switch, and it sought to murder me in my bathrobe by sparks flying out at me. Ol' Nigel is no more.
But I failed to mention I was going to cheat on Nigel and buy a bright and shiny Black and Decker with a timer upon arriving in VA, so perhaps I got what was coming to me.