Duplicity 6
Title: Duplicity 6
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters/Pairing: Harry, Draco
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Written for:
♦ draco100 Prompt No. 160 - intermission
♦ harry100 Prompt No. 479 - rewarding
Warnings: Sass and snark
Summary: Harry is on the verge of apoplexy.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
"Why should I be ashamed?" Malfoy drawled. "Nicking that trophy was extremely rewarding."
"Congratulations," said Harry. "Your crime has earned you a trip to the Ministry's holding cells." He rattled the magical handcuffs he still held.
"It's only a shiny trifle," scoffed Malfoy. "I really wanted Lord Stanley's Cup. Unfortunately, it was out at intermission, or something."
"The Stanley Cup?!" Harry cried. "That's one of the most valuable trophies in all of Muggle sports! It was probably out on tour so thousands of admirers could see it."
"I'll have to nick it some other time."
"You'll do no such thing."
Duplicity 7
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters/Pairing: Harry, Draco
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Written for:
♦ draco100 Prompt No. 160 - intermission
♦ harry100 Prompt No. 479 - rewarding
Warnings: Sass and snark
Summary: Harry is on the verge of apoplexy.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
"Why should I be ashamed?" Malfoy drawled. "Nicking that trophy was extremely rewarding."
"Congratulations," said Harry. "Your crime has earned you a trip to the Ministry's holding cells." He rattled the magical handcuffs he still held.
"It's only a shiny trifle," scoffed Malfoy. "I really wanted Lord Stanley's Cup. Unfortunately, it was out at intermission, or something."
"The Stanley Cup?!" Harry cried. "That's one of the most valuable trophies in all of Muggle sports! It was probably out on tour so thousands of admirers could see it."
"I'll have to nick it some other time."
"You'll do no such thing."
Duplicity 7