Hagrid - A Random Thought
I was thinking - yes I know we've already established that's a dangerous propostion, work with me people. Now let's move on shall we.
Anyway, I was thinking, has anyone given thought to the logisitics of a Wizard father copulating with a full blooded Giantess, resulting in the creation of our most beloved Hagrid?
If you've seen Order of the Phoenix, let's use that as our visual reference point and look at this proportionally. When Grawp picks up Hermione in his fist, she looks like a 12" Barbie doll in his hands doesn't she?
Now let's reverse that, with a Ken doll. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?- No! Chocolate is not involved you pervs, I'm just thinking that it's physically impossible, not to mention it couldn't have been very pleasurable - for either party. Unless of course Hagrid's father tripped and fell..I'll leave that to your imagination.
So yeah, random musings, thought I'd share.
Talk amongst yourselves
Anyway, I was thinking, has anyone given thought to the logisitics of a Wizard father copulating with a full blooded Giantess, resulting in the creation of our most beloved Hagrid?
If you've seen Order of the Phoenix, let's use that as our visual reference point and look at this proportionally. When Grawp picks up Hermione in his fist, she looks like a 12" Barbie doll in his hands doesn't she?
Now let's reverse that, with a Ken doll. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?- No! Chocolate is not involved you pervs, I'm just thinking that it's physically impossible, not to mention it couldn't have been very pleasurable - for either party. Unless of course Hagrid's father tripped and fell..I'll leave that to your imagination.
So yeah, random musings, thought I'd share.
Talk amongst yourselves