My parents have been away for the weekend

[emzilyn]

...And now I'm afraid their homecoming will go something like this:

Me: Hello! How are you?
Parents: (sniffing) What's that smell?
Me: Nothing...
...
Parents: Why does the microwave smell of burning?
Me: I... you don't need to know that information.
Parents: And where's my microwavable container?
Me: ...

Apparently, Darwin turns previously separate individuals into a United Entity.

Apparently, I can't microwave whole potatoes without almost burning the house down.