It's Christmas In Miami...

[emsscraps]

And there is no one better to tell you about it than Dave Barry (even if this article is nine years old...it's still valid -- if a little dated).

Read. Laugh. Make fun of us Miamians.

(Go on, I konw you want to. You're bitter about having snow while we drive around with the tops down on our convertables or the sun roofs pulled back for the

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[guardian_kysra]

*LMAO* I am LITERALLY sitting here and laughed so hard I pissed my pants (not much but . . . ya know ENOUGH).

Dave Barry is possibly the best thing ever to come out of Miami. Besides you ;P

[toboe_lonewolf]

You're bitter about having snow while we drive around with the tops down on our convertables or the sun roofs pulled back for the beautiful sunny crisp sixty-plus degree weather.

NEVER. I live for snow. Christmas is not Christmas without snow. Instead I laugh at you Floridians for being unable to deal with half an inch of snow and 50 degree weather. :P