And there is no one better to tell you about it than Dave Barry (even if this article is nine years old...it's still valid -- if a little dated).
Read. Laugh. Make fun of us Miamians.
(Go on, I konw you want to. You're bitter about having snow while we drive around with the tops down on our convertables or the sun roofs pulled back for the beautiful sunny crisp sixty-plus degree weather. I know you are.)