Would it be of any use at all to point out that comfortable lies exist for a reason, or has someone else already stated the obvious?

[Anti-Infirmary Filter - Everyone on the Infirmary Filter, including Martha, has been excluded.]Indulge my curiosity. How many amongst you refuse to allow yourselves to be poked and prodded by the infirmary staff? ( Read more... )

[Public]

Dr. Jones will not be attending to her infirmary duties in the foreseeable future. All medical complaints should be directed to those doctors who are not comatose.

[Private to Coyolxauhqui]

If you require anything, I will try to accommodate you as best I can until she revives.

[Filtered to Infirmary Staff and Wardens]

Mozenrath and I are conducting something of an experiment. I don't know what effect it will have on him, but I ask that you be prepared for adverse reactions: odd or inexplicable behaviour, dizziness, blackouts, outbursts of violence, and so on.

( Private notes to Merlin, Martha, Mozenrath, Toshiko, T'Pol, Kay, Molly, Tony, Arthas, the Admiral )

I believe I have a solution to this new epidemic. My inmate appears to have responded and is recovering with little issue ( Read more... )

After much consideration, I feel my services are no longer needed in the infirmary, where it seems every Tom, Dick and Dracula believes they are capable of providing medical attention. It's not as though the work warrants twenty people working recovery when there are no floods. A headache doesn't require a horde of vampires leering down at the ( Read more... )

I will not be attending to my duties in the infirmary. The job description did not come with an agreement to be exposed to communicable diseases. One does not expect that such a situation will arise on a completely isolated ship in the middle of the universal equivalent of nowhereIf anyone comes within five feet of my door, I will not hesitate to ( Read more... )

Many newcomers have joined us. Welcome, if you are a warden. My sympathies if you are an inmate.

If anyone has found that their room is unacceptably cold, I am willing to perform a warming charm as necessary, without expectation of reciprocity.

( Public to McCoy and Martha )

[OOC: After his last communication with T'Pol, Snape went to meet her on Level 3 just as the Cenobites were released. We've decided to assume what happened, and Snape wound up dead. So this is from the infirmary.

Due to the death toll, don't expect great or lucid conversation.]

What happened?

To Libby, Martha, and Tony ( Read more... )

T'Pol, my list of ingredients and their uses, as promised.

( It's a long list. )