The Most Fertile Man in Southern California
I found out this morning that Britney Spears is pregnant. AGAIN. Yes, her little Sean Preston baby is only 7 months old, and she's gotten herself knocked up yet again with the Kevin Federline (yo) sperm. What is up with that? Since she's announcing it, that means she's probably past her 1st trimester, so she was impregnated a mere 4 months after birthing SP. I remember for a while we were interviewing a director named Dudi (yes, his name is pronounced "Doodie") Appleton for a romantic comedy. Dudi is known for making the movie THE MOST FERTILE MAN IN IRELAND, which is about a clueless young Irish lad who happens to have shockingly fertile sperm--so fertile they can bust through condoms and impregnante sterile people. Of course, the movie is all in good fun, but the fact that K-Fed has now spawned FIVE CHILDREN (yes, FIVE) is really frightening. If the genes in the sperm weren't so awful, they should totally sell his swimmers, guaranteed to impregnate all! That's a frightening thought.