Yes, you LOVE D-list celebrity sightings, don't you!
I went to the pool again on Saturday and I saw Jonathan from "The Amazing Race". Yes. Jonathan from Season 6, that wife-beating bastard. In case you didn't see the show, this guy was a real asshole, totally ultra competitive and always blaming everything on his wife, Victoria. Every show, it was "Victoria you're bringing us down," and "Victoria, you're so slow!" and "Victoria, I have to do EVERYTHING for you!" He even shoved her because he was angry that they lost, claiming it was her fault she was so slow. Sure, she was carrying both their backpacks, but whatever. If you DID watch the show then you know exactly what I was talking about. Anyway, if I remember correctly they live in Studio City, CA, which is just down Ventura Blvd. from where I live. I knew it was Jonathan because I took a break from laps and heard a really obnoxious voice asking the lifeguard, "How many to a lane? How many to a lane?!" He looks just the same in real life as he does on TV: like an asshole. He's short too.
Also in the D-list celebrity sightings department, I watched CSI tonight with a guest star by Brian Austin Green, of "Beverly Hills, 90210" fame. Although, this time he was credited as "Brian A. Green." Clever boy, as if we wouldn't notice your major suckiness.
I was able to watch CSI because I got a Tivo for my birthday from Philip. You get 5 days free service so you can see exactly how wonderful and splendiferous it is before they cut you off so you cry and sob until you fork out for the service. Bastards! It's like heroin--you try it once and vomit and shake uncontrollably if you try to give it up. I must scam someone into paying for the lifetime service for me!! Any takers?