INCONCEIVABLE!
Does your life ever feel like the conversation between Vizini and Inigo when the Man in Black is following them?
Mine did today. It went like this (this is a completely fictious version of events...the events however are all true):
Charwise_Maygee (who is Inigo): I found the DVD remotes in the cat carrier.
Me: Inconceivable! Who would look for them there?!
Charwise_Maygee: I had to move the suitcases full of our roommates' laundry out of the living room today to clean.
Me: Inconceivable! Who leaves their laundry in the middle of the living room for two days where people will trip on them?
Charwise_Maygee: I moved the suitcases into the bathroom where the laundry baskets go, since the laundry baskets are at the top of the side stairs.
Me: Inconceivable! Who puts laundry baskets at the top of stairs where everyone can see them and trip on them?
Me: Inconceivable, INCONCEIVABLE, INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!!!
Charwise_Maygee: ...why do you keep saying that word? I do not think it means, what you think it means...
Gimli (our gerbil): The whole fucking world's against us, I swear to god.
Mine did today. It went like this (this is a completely fictious version of events...the events however are all true):
Charwise_Maygee (who is Inigo): I found the DVD remotes in the cat carrier.
Me: Inconceivable! Who would look for them there?!
Charwise_Maygee: I had to move the suitcases full of our roommates' laundry out of the living room today to clean.
Me: Inconceivable! Who leaves their laundry in the middle of the living room for two days where people will trip on them?
Charwise_Maygee: I moved the suitcases into the bathroom where the laundry baskets go, since the laundry baskets are at the top of the side stairs.
Me: Inconceivable! Who puts laundry baskets at the top of stairs where everyone can see them and trip on them?
Me: Inconceivable, INCONCEIVABLE, INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!!!
Charwise_Maygee: ...why do you keep saying that word? I do not think it means, what you think it means...
Gimli (our gerbil): The whole fucking world's against us, I swear to god.