[GOOD MORNING HOGWARTS~!

This lovely morning involves one Jade Curtiss sneaking into the kitchens by means of apparent ninja like abilities. In his hand there is a flask filled with a light blue liquid. That pretty blue liquid gets poured into the various meals as well as drinks and gets to be the special ingredient in your breakfast today.

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[The sound of writing can be heard followed by a sigh.]

My my, thinking up examinations is such tedious work. Perhaps I should simply give them a 10 foot essay as the assessment and allow Guy the pleasure of grading it.

That's a little harsh for an in class assignment, don't you think?

[Jade's quill can be heard clearly snapping in half.]

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As a small announcement to all my dearest students, I shall be unavailable to contact for the upcoming next two weeks due to certain matters requiring my immediate attention. Should any of you possess questions regarding the course, or anything at all for that matter, inquire of Guy as that is what he's there for. Why, I'm simply certain that ( Read more... )

My my, it appears Anise is attempting to research a topic of sorts. I wonder what possibly might make her behave so uncharacteristically and work so very diligently to uncover. Perhaps on how to effectively dispose of a millionaire's present wife without arousing much suspicion? Regardless, the likelihood of her uncovering any vital information ( Read more... )

My my, the new year has quite honestly crept up me. Why, it seems only yesterday I'd come to be an educator though I cannot say I find this task anymore enjoyable now than when I'd first began. Time has flown by so very rapidly I nearly had forgotten to send out presents. My apologies. To those lucky few for whom I'd made a purchase of sorts, I  ( Read more... )

Hello everyone. I am Jade Curtiss and I shall be your new Care of Magical Creatures Professor. Seeing as I have never taught before, my technique for educating you might be different from what you all are accustomed to. My classes shall begin on Monday which I believe is more than a sufficent amount of time for the purchasing of books for the class ( Read more... )