Jan 09, 2012 23:30
Oh man...what a day...
I only have one clock in my entire appartment that is on time, my oven. Ovens are simple easy to figure out I have no problem setting that clock. My microwave is smart enough to plot to take over the universe and I have no control over it so that time always stays the same. I have a feeling that no matter what clock I was going by this morning I was going to be late. I left my bluetooth on, causing my phone...meaning my alarm and my clock to die on me. So I missed my morning cartoons(Pheneus and Ferb) and coffee (a bad start to the day)...I forgot to put the dryer on so I ended up wearing my Doors t-shirt backwards under my jacket...i broke my brush handle...and had to blow dry my way out of my appartment...seriously lol could the day get any katyer..well it did.
Work was crazy...literaLly. I know pwoplw don't belive that the full moon has any effect on people, but I work in a hospital...I have a different opinion. I figure if the moon can effect the tide and we are 90% water why can't it effect us? Right? Either way LOTS of funny at the farm...
There was a snow storm (a really pretty one) and I came home figured "I have a Jeep!" I could just park in the driveway and shovel the end...well that didn't work, but was reeaaly fun trying lol. Kinda hit the snowbank...really don't know how.
Then I sat down and wrote...and deleted...wrote...deleted...wrote and somewhere after the 100th delete I pressed send. Whoever said its always a good thing to speak your mind, had never been inside mine...too late now.
So I took a big glass of rye and ice and soaked in the tub and now...I can sit back and laugh at just how ridiculously funny my day really was. I hope your days where better than mine but not less funny...
Goodnight, sweet dreams...and cheers to a better tomorrow.