> BEGIN C.O.M.P.U.T.O LOG - SUBJECT: BRAINIAC 5
> DAY 36, NIGHTSHIFT
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M111-120 HALLWAY Brainiac 5 wakes up in Landel's and discovers that, horror of horrors, he's become human somehow. Somewhat distressed and also curious about how this was achieved, he leaves the room...
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M-C BLOCK HALLWAY...and wanders the hallways. He keeps mostly to himself, avoiding others he sees in the odd uniform until he reaches...
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WAITING ROOM/LOBBY 1Here Brainiac 5 notices the numerous magazines and, while they appear old, they all seem to be dated around the 21st century, so he assumes that he must be in the past and presumably on Earth.
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ENTRY ROOMHe moves into the next room, but is prevented from further investigation by the appearance of Special Counselling patient Eddie Brock, or Venom, as he is at the moment. They mostly talk until Elle arrives and attacks Brainy for no apparent reason. This sets off Venom and they start fighting. Eventually - with help from Brainy - Elle knocks Venom out and leaves.
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BUS UNLOADING AREADeciding that the area may be more dangerous that he initially believed and that, while Elle attacked him, she is capable of defending herself, Brainiac 5 follows after her.
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SOUTH OF THE INSTITUTEThey continue to travel south, interested in the possibility of reaching a nearby municipality and obtaining supplies and transportation.
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> DAY 37, DAYSHIFT
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BREAKFASTBrainiac 5 is surprised to reawaken in bed despite having been some distance away from the Institute. A nurse comes along to collect him and introduces him to another patient, Xelloss. They talk for a time, Brainy isn't quite sure what to make of Xelloss, and is particularly bothered by the man's insistence that magic exists.
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ARTS AND CRAFTSAfter breakfast the 'children' are moved to Arts and Crafts and Brainiac 5 takes the opportunity to record some notes on what he knows so far as well as to look over the information board that Xelloss mentioned. He is joined by Kagura and makes and effort to talk civilly with her.
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BULLETIN BOARDBrainiac 5 makes a post on the information board trying to gather more data on nonhumans and what kind of alterations they've undergone, in the hopes of putting together a pattern.
Instead he manages to annoy several people and have one person threaten to hunt him down and kill him painfully. I guess he's just special that way.
Finally deciding he's had enough, Brainy has the ever-so-mature reaction of taking down the original piece of paper and every single comment on it. he's taking his toys and going home!
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LUNCHSpeaking of people who want to hunt him down and kill him painfully... It seems Brainy might just be in the running for shortest survival time at Landel's yet, as Grell is able to follow him back from the bulletin board and starts up an innocent conversation. They end up making plans to meet up at night, Brainy to investigate the labs and Grell to look for a weapon to kill him with protect himself with.
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BULLETIN BOARD In response to Brainy's removal of his questionnaire, several other patients start up a short story about a little robot. He's not amused, but doesn't comment.
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SHOWERS Brainiac 5 decides that human bodies need way too much maintenance, and follows the rest of the 'children' to the showers... only to freak out once he finds that they're communal and he's expected to be naked with other people. Things are made marginally better by the arrival of Clark.
Clark is interested by how calm Brainy is about admitting he's an alien, and cautiously asks about Krypton. They discuss the planet for a bit - Brainy being careful not to let anything slip about what he really knows - and make plans to meet up at lunch the next day.
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DINNER And Brainy meets his new roommate, Masaru.
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> DAY 37, NIGHTSHIFT
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M-B BLOCK HALLWAY Having had a productively silent dinner, Brainy heads out to meet up with Grell as planned and the two decide to head over to the laboratory shown on the map Brainy was provided with earlier.
>> EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENTS LABORATORY
The pair make it all the way to the Labs without any problems and find Leon there, who's been affected by a trap set by Wesker. Brainy and Grell mention seeing a blond man with glasses leaving the area and Leon leaves, allowing the two to search the area and continue on to the...
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EQUIPMENT/CHEMICAL STORAGEBrainy starts searching the area for anything useful, while Grell quickly locates a box of scalpels and reveals his true nature by attacking the Coluan boy. Brainy is taken by surprise and not as able to defend himself as he's used to, so it badly injured in both shoulders, his right hand, and gets a small cut on his cheek. He hits Grell with a flask of what turns out to be acid, allowing him time to escape, though Grell then follows him back through the laboratory and into the...
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DECONTAMINATION ROOM...where Grell, having night vision while Brainy has lost his flashlight, is able to wound him with a pair of medical shears. Brainiac 5 fortunately has a second flask which allows him another chance to escape into the main hallways. But not before Grell calls after him that he should be careful not to tell others about their little encounter, or else he and his friends might be attacked...
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MAIN HALL, 2-EASTHaving dragged himself through several hallways, Brainy staggers into Clark and Kvothe and proceeds to bleed heavily at them. He's fading fast from blood loss, so Clark suggests taking him to the...
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CHAPEL...where they place the injured Brainy into the indentation to heal him. It works, to Brainiac 5's surprise, though it also passes his injuries onto Kvothe instead and Brainy is forced to reveal that he knows about Clark's powers as he encourages the Kryptonian to take the other boy to the patient-run clinic.
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M35 (CLINIC)They make it to the clinic after a haphazard superspeed journey... just in time for Nightshift to end.
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> DAY 38, DAYSHIFT
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BREAKFASTBrainiac 5 awakes feeling disorientated and concerned about what happened the night before, but isn't able to do anything other than heading out to breakfast. He meets Scar, who he inadvertently insulted over the bulletin board the day before, and starts off the day with an argument.
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BULLETIN BOARDBefore Brainy has the chance to do anything himself, Grell posts with a note about how he couldn't meet Brainy the night before. Brainiac 5 calls him on this and gets into another argument with a different patient who defends Grell. Then to make matters more confusing, another patient turns up claiming to have been the one who attacked Brainy and was pretending to be Grell...
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PATIENTS' LIBRARYBrainy has his pre-arranged meeting with Homura, and they discuss magic and technology while taking turns to be arrogant at each other.
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GAME ROOMThe Game Room contains ancient and useless technology, but at least Brainy gets to talk with another time traveller and compare notes on their origins and home planets. One day he may even manage to make a friend! Other than Clark
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BULLETIN BOARDBrainy looks into organising other ways to check if Grell is really the one who attacked him the night before or not.
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> DAY 38, NIGHTSHIFT
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M71Clark meets Brainy in his room and they spend a while discussing Krypton and other matters before deciding to head out and find a flashlight for Kvothe.
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GENERAL STORAGEThey talk of Krypton and other things while walking for a while, eventually making their way to the General Storage room where Brainiac 5 obtains a simple first aid kit.
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JANITOR'S CLOSETIn the Janitor's Closet, Brainiac 5 is finally able to find the flashlight he was looking for, but then they hear a noise outside...
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EAST WING, HALL AWhich turns out to be Sanzo and Superboy fighting a monster. They join in and manage to help bring it down just as the night ends.
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> DAY 39, DAYSHIFT
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BREAKFASTIn the morning Brainy learns that his roommate has been 'released' and then spends breakfast with Luxord, who also explains to him what playing cards are for.
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DOCTOR'S OFFICE 1 - DOCTOR HOUSETo his surprise, Brainy has been signed up for therapy with Doctor House.
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LUNCHDirectly after catching up with House, Brainy has lunch with Schuldig and gets some information he was after on Grell, and some information he wasn't after on himself.
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BULLETIN BOARDUnable to understand that being right is not more important than picking fights with known psychos, Brainy gets into another fight with Grell.
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DINNERDinner rolls around and Brainiac 5 gets to meet his roommate, one Peter Parker. They actually manage to work together surprisingly well.
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> DAY 39, NIGHTSHIFT
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M71Peter and Brainy talk for a while longer on various topics, including romance and how to tell you're attracted to someone (which weirds Peter out a lot) before Peter leaves for the night. Brainy stays to make notes in his journal until someone knocks at the door...
'Someone' turns out to be Luxord and Grell, and things only get interesting (and painful) from there. Eventually Brainiac 5 escapes and locks himself in the next room, which fortunately turns out to have someone in it who can help him with not bleeding to death.
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> DAY 40, DAYSHIFT
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DAWNPeter wakes up to a fresh new day! ...and a semi-dead roomie. There is some understandable freaking out.
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BULLETIN BOARDUnable to understand that being right is not more important than picking fights with known psychos, Brainy gets into another fight with Grell.
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BREAKFASTClark drops by for breakfast, understandably upset over Brainy's condition and story about what happened the night before.
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SUN ROOMBrainy's bulletin message has attracted the attention of one vigilante, Jason Todd, who introduces himself as Tim and starts asking questions to find out what happened.
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LUNCHBrainy's lunch is interrupted by Leon, a magic user from another world. The conversation remains civil though, he's too tired and drugged to argue science.
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SUN ROOMThere is a kitten. He has no idea what to do with it really.
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DINNERAnd the return of the awkward conversation topics!
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> DAY 40, NIGHTSHIFT
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OUTSIDE M71Clark drops by to visit Brainy and keep him company. Unfortunately for him, Grell and Luxord catch up with him right outside of Brainy's room and invite him to play a little game with them.
This won't be ending well.
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> DAY 41, DAYSHIFT
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DAWNBrainy doesn't understand that you shouldn't start the day with asking about dead best friends.
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BULLETIN BOARDCLARK KENT IS DEAD.
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BREAKFASTIn an attempt to make him feel better, Brainy's nurse gets him to have breakfast with a lowly sixth level intellect Artemis Fowl.
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SUN ROOMAfter a shower of emo, Brainy gets deposited in the Sun Room to mope until he gets interrupted by another time traveller.
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BULLETIN BOARDCLARK KENT IS DEAD. And it's all because you were too much of a brat to say 'sorry'.
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LUNCHAs if the day hadn't been bad enough, Luxord drops by to make things worse. The meal ends in trauma-induced sobs.
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BULLETIN BOARDCLARK KENT IS DEAD. And also his stuff is probably gone.
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BULLETIN BOARDCLARK KENT IS DEAD. And now someone is pretending to be Brainy to find out what happened. Brainy takes the opportunity to get sneaky and make contact with someone about it.
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COURTYARDNewcomer Ciel and Brainy talk. Things go well! ...for about half a second, tops. They end up hating each other.
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BULLETIN BOARDAnd no, Schuldig, Brainy doesn't think he should have to go out of his way to give you stuff. Also he doesn't like you. :| (At least he and Arty seem to be getting on really well.)
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BULLETIN BOARDCLARK KENT IS DEAD. And you should watch your back, Celes. Too bad Luxord intercepted the last note there.
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DINNERPlease do not hug the Coluan.
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> DAY 41, NIGHTSHIFT
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M71Peter comes to the conclusion that his roommate can't really be expected to protect himself from others (for some strange reason) and Brainy's too stubborn to agree to switching rooms. So Peter locks him in for the night.
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> DAY 42, DAYSHIFT
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BUS 3After everything else that has happened, Brainy's not that bothered by waking up in the night to find the walls bleeding. But the trip to Doyleton is more interesting. Kagura drops in for the bus ride there and the conversation turns interesting.
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MAGUS PARK - MORNINGPeter drops by to apologise about locking Brainy in his room the night before, but doesn't get the response he was expecting.
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MAGUS PARK - NOONApparently editing your shirt and then reaming off binary isn't going to make you any new friends in a hurry. :(
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BULLETIN BOARDBored Coluan meet a bored prince. Let the tl;dr begin.
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> DAY 42, NIGHTSHIFT
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Magus ParkWhat was a nice nap in the park suddenly turns out a lot worse. Who ordered the zombie plague anyway?
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Tasty Burger RooftopHaving been abandoned on the rooftop by his roommate (thanks Peter), Brainy promptly needs rescuing from a zombie attack. Unfortunately his rescuers are a snotty brat he can't stand (Ciel) and a complete stranger.
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> DAY 43, DAYSHIFT
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CAFETERIA, MORNINGBrainy has another encounter with an irritable lion king.
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BULLETIN BOARDCHESS ATTACK, GO.
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SUN ROOMLuxord sneak attacks Brainy to deliver a verbal smackdown about his attempts to talk to Celes about certain nocturnal dates. Kio to the rescue!
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BULLETIN BOARDWhat was supposed to be an off-hand comment thanking Sebastian for his help the night before turns into Grell baiting him again and Peter playing White Knight on Brainy's behalf. He's not happy about that.
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BULLETIN BOARDFollowing up on what Lelouch mentioned the day before, Brainy makes a post asking about certain information while... pretending to be Lelouch. He gets called on it but manages to get away with it.
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WAITING ROOM / LOBBY 1Brainy has an unexpected guest.
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BULLETIN BOARDAnd no, Brainy can't answer a single question on the bulletin without being hounded by Grell. However, he tries to use the opportunity to cut a deal and get Peter out of the massive hole he dug himself into.
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GAME ROOMArty wants a chess rematch.
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M71Nurse, there appears to be an idiot in his room.
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> DAY 43, NIGHTSHIFT
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M71-M80 HALLWAYPeter gets taken by the nurses for participation in an experiment, and Brainy drags himself out to try and find his roommate.
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MAIN HALLWAY, 1-WESTNot being able to pay as much attention or walk as well, Brainy runs straight into boobs Celes, who he remembers he was going to tell about Luxord's nocturnal torture tendencies. They chat for a bit before Brainy dumps her to try and find Peter.
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STAIRWELL BY WAITING ROOM/LOBBY 1Trying to find his-- WAIT, CLARK?!
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SUNROOMFlying without a flight ring doesn't work so well, and Brainy needs a last minute rescue by... Spiderman? Too bad the night ends with everyone dying.
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> DAY 44, DAYSHIFT
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BREAKFASTHarley Quinn
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ARTS AND CRAFTSShinichi
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LUNCHS.T.
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SUNROOMGuy
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M71Interlac with Peter!
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> DAY 44, NIGHTSHIFT
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MAIN HALL, 2-EASTThe Empty Child
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PATIENT POSSESSIONSCLARK'S GLASSES
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> DAY 45, DAYSHIFT
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BREAKFASTThe Doctor
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LUNCHWith Grell 'Geoffrey'
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GAME ROOMArtemis 'Sean'
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M71Dinner of EMO!
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> DAY 45, NIGHTSHIFT
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M71-M80 HALLWAYNo Peter I am not going to try and kill Grell
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M71-M80 HALLWAYDid I say not? I meant TOTALLY TRYING TO KILL HIM too bad fail-bot is too fail
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> DAY 46, DAYSHIFT
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BREAKFASTRobin
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SUNROOMImpulse
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LUNCH'Making friends' with Asuka. And by that I mean annoying her
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MUSIC ROOMSorting out the 'Sean' thing with Arty
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M71No Peter, I don't have your web-fluid formula...
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> DAY 46, NIGHTSHIFT
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MAIN HALLWAY 1-WESTGetting a laptop and supplies from Renamon
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> DAY 47, DAYSHIFT
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BREAKFASTThe Doctor
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SUNROOMKio
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LUNCHLelouch - they so don't get along.
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SUNROOMMeeting someone new
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M17Bitching about the noodle to Peter
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> DAY 48, DAYSHIFT
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SUNROOMA kitten disrupts his work and he gets a Mori.
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LUNCHArty
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SUNROOMWorking out things with Yuffie
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M71NO YOUR DOCTOR DOESN'T HAVE A SCREW IN HIS HEAD. GOD.
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> DAY 49, DAYSHIFT
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BUS 2Terry, Asuka bothering him.
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MORNINGThe Doctor!
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NOON >>
AFTERNOON >>
EVENING >>
BUSPeter!
>END LOG