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ETA: Based on my friend's pronouncement that "Kris" would probably expect "omnomnom" to count when playing Scrabble, I decided that the reason why he spells so horribly is because he is a bisexual lolcat who has learned to use the computer and spends way, way too much time on Craigslist. It's the only thing I can think of that explains this without making my brain explode.
