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this entry shall be entirely composed of obvious LIES:
I didn't make $500 last week in cash. I'm not bragging.
I didn't run into jepson while playing frisbee golf at miami with my brother and the two albrechts. I got first place.
I'm currently in a relationship. Definately not single.
This weekend, I don't believe there is any truth in saying that I went with liz, lo, aly, rachel and young jeffery to the drive in. And even if there is an off chance that we did go (which there isn't,) it would be ridiculous to say that all of the people i was with were dressed like pirates. positively no YARRS.
Oh, and on the 4th, only a loser would admit to playing an intense game of scrabble with shugga after the party. And I'm not that loser.
I've gained 50 pounds, and three people have already asked if i'm pregnant. I sometimes lock myself in my bathroom and sing nick lachey. I can do backflips.
I'm not done yet!
E-moMatt
I didn't make $500 last week in cash. I'm not bragging.
I didn't run into jepson while playing frisbee golf at miami with my brother and the two albrechts. I got first place.
I'm currently in a relationship. Definately not single.
This weekend, I don't believe there is any truth in saying that I went with liz, lo, aly, rachel and young jeffery to the drive in. And even if there is an off chance that we did go (which there isn't,) it would be ridiculous to say that all of the people i was with were dressed like pirates. positively no YARRS.
Oh, and on the 4th, only a loser would admit to playing an intense game of scrabble with shugga after the party. And I'm not that loser.
I've gained 50 pounds, and three people have already asked if i'm pregnant. I sometimes lock myself in my bathroom and sing nick lachey. I can do backflips.
I'm not done yet!
E-moMatt