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[emoing]

Hayate seems unusually very content with taking care of our group's baby. Sai and I hardly even muss with it because its always with him.

Ours has an affinity of grabbing and sucking on fingers. I don't... know what that even means, to be frank.

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[goodboy_tobi]

Maybe baby is hungry~?

[emoing]

But it does that even after you feed it?

[foxy_noodle]

Maybe it likes suckn' stuff.

[vivicidal]

That is evidence of this Hayate's influence, I expect. He looks like the type who would have that 'influence'.

[foxy_noodle]

Hayate-Zombie man.

You don't think... No. No that's just WRONG, Itachi.

[vivicidal]

Now, I am a worldly adult. This sort of thing is completely feasible, especially if he seems to be taking some perverse pleasure in 'mothering' the child.

[foxy_noodle]

-Well now that you mention it, Sasuke makes it out that Hayate is really happy with being with the baby all the time.

For a grown man... you think thats normal?

[vivicidal]

Absolutey not. Especially if he's not complaining about it-- even enjoying it. I do not think that is normal hehaviour.

[foxy_noodle]

It... you don't think he would really do that do you? That's going too far! Thats just disgusting!

[vivicidal]

Oh, I don't just think. This has all the hallmarks of something sinister.

[foxy_noodle]

We have to do something to end this.

[vivicidal]

Suggest something to me.

[foxy_noodle]

Chop his dick off.

[emoing]

That's exactly what I said to Sai.

[foxy_noodle]

That ain't normal man. Not if the guy is acting so attached to a baby out of nowhere. You know what I'm thinking? Yeah.

You got a capital pedo on your hands.

[emoing]

... I thought he just liked kids.

Wait. Is this a fact, or speculation, guys?