say what?!
this is the weirdest survey ever sent to me... VIEW IT!!!!!!!
1.Do you know anyone named Carson? - y no, no i do not, unless you count that carson daley (spelling..?) guy
2.If so, who and how do you know them, if not, WHY NOT? - I saw him on some awards show
3.Do you drive a buick? - No, but dany does. it is the road MASTA!!!!
4.Would you ever drive one? - well sure, i think they r pimpin
5.Do you think guys with big brows should wax them or leave it be? - WAX!!!! WAX U HAIRY FREAKS!!!!!
6.Are you two-faced? - I prolly can be, but i try to be as candid as possible with people. i hate it when people treat me sneakily so i try to do the golden rule thing... unless u make me mad... you won't like me when i'm mad...
7.Are you on drugs? - for my wisdom tooth that's coming in
8.Do you have an Ostrich named elmo that lives in a shoe box under your bed? - he sings me lullabys and on fridays we play poker
9.If so, what do you feed him? If not, what WOULD you feed him? - mmm, fingerdirt
10.Have you ever been to a barmitzvah? i went to Erika's bat mitzvah, it was cool, i did this Jewish dance thing with a chair, it was uber fun
>ShOrT BrEaK<
Define the following words, WITHOUT looking them up, if you dont know just make it up(thats what makes it fun and funny) P.S. They ARE real ENGLISH words
1.landau - what the land says when i smack it for getting smart with me
2.monomer - one polymer
3.kamakaze - my butt
4.dromedary - my butt again
5.pedagogue - i guess it would be a leader that is either a child or a foot...
>BaCk To ThE QuEsTiOnS<
1.Do you like to talk like a gangsta? - fo rizzle my nizzle, put on some tunes cuz i gotta be tappin muh toes while i'm cappin muh foes with my homie s-dizzle!
2.Be Honest, are you a poser? - lol, if u read the previous question u'll think i am ^_^
3.Do you eat orange peels? - i tried to one time, not a good idea...
4.What about orange pills? - i had an orange tictack
5.What kind of deodorant do you use? - some addias jank, smells good. i have this stuff that makes it so u don't sweat if u use it enough too! it rox!
6.How many fingers do you have? - 42
7.How many of each animal did Moses take on the arc? - 42
8.whatcha doin? - downloading Ozzy's the Blizzard of Ozz
9.Do you have a severe case of road rage? - OMG Yes! I will tail you and all sorts of jank and scream and, oh it is bad.
10.What's in your pockets? - i do not have pockets
>ShOrT bReAk<
List the top ten hottest guys/girls you know starting with 10 and counting down. (You can use 5 Celebrites at most)
(i am not attracted to the ladies, i just know they r hotties! lol!)
10. Ashan
9. Steffie
8. Tristan
7. Mark
6. Hmm, let's put my boyfriend ^_^
5. My Butt
4. Nate who works at Hot Topic
3. Brandon Boyd
2. Marylin Monroe
DRUM ROLL...................
1. Johnny Depp
>BaCk To ThE qUeStIoNs<
1.Are you in a band? - I am in band, i play horn and contra
2.Do you wash behind your ears? - yessir
3.Do you shower regularly? - religiously in fact
4.How's elmo doin? - we're in a tiff right now, but if i tickle him i'm sure we'll be on good terms again
5.Are you a monolinguist or a bilinguist? - monolinguist plus... i can speak halting latin and limited spanish
6.What time were you born? - i dunno, let me see if i can remember that far back....
7.If you found a helpless one legged elf lying on the sidewalk, would you take it home for a pet or just kick it to the side? - does it have pointy ears? cuz if it has pointy ears, i'll keep it
8.What color is your toothbrush? - white and blue
9.When's the last time you vaccumed? - heh, i dunno ^_^
10.So.. How's Life? (BE HONEST Spill it all out if ya hafta) - it goes, my friend, it goes... just got over a bout of explosive feelings, but it's back to stoicism...
>ShOrT bReAk<
State here your feelings about Marijuana: smokers r jokers! (wacky) tobbacco is wakko! dope is for dopes.... pretty much drugs suck booty
>BaCk To ThE qUeStIoNs<
1.Are you afraid of dying? - not really
2.Do you fear intimacy? - mhmmm, just ask my poor bf, he tries to be all cute and feely and romantic and i am all like *burp* "ur gay"
3.Is "modest hottest"? - ummm, sure, let's go with that
4.Just how much, is TOO much? - my butt
5.WalMart or KMart? - WALMART BABY!!!!!! u can pick up everything there, even boys!
6.Do boys/girls make you frustrated? - both do actually
7.What's the coolest name you've ever heard? - Lord Bute.... pronounced "butt".. heeeeeeee
8.Did you know that the drummer for Def Leppard only has one arm?..THAT RULES - that does rule
9.Did you have fun with this thing? - sure, y not
1.Do you know anyone named Carson? - y no, no i do not, unless you count that carson daley (spelling..?) guy
2.If so, who and how do you know them, if not, WHY NOT? - I saw him on some awards show
3.Do you drive a buick? - No, but dany does. it is the road MASTA!!!!
4.Would you ever drive one? - well sure, i think they r pimpin
5.Do you think guys with big brows should wax them or leave it be? - WAX!!!! WAX U HAIRY FREAKS!!!!!
6.Are you two-faced? - I prolly can be, but i try to be as candid as possible with people. i hate it when people treat me sneakily so i try to do the golden rule thing... unless u make me mad... you won't like me when i'm mad...
7.Are you on drugs? - for my wisdom tooth that's coming in
8.Do you have an Ostrich named elmo that lives in a shoe box under your bed? - he sings me lullabys and on fridays we play poker
9.If so, what do you feed him? If not, what WOULD you feed him? - mmm, fingerdirt
10.Have you ever been to a barmitzvah? i went to Erika's bat mitzvah, it was cool, i did this Jewish dance thing with a chair, it was uber fun
>ShOrT BrEaK<
Define the following words, WITHOUT looking them up, if you dont know just make it up(thats what makes it fun and funny) P.S. They ARE real ENGLISH words
1.landau - what the land says when i smack it for getting smart with me
2.monomer - one polymer
3.kamakaze - my butt
4.dromedary - my butt again
5.pedagogue - i guess it would be a leader that is either a child or a foot...
>BaCk To ThE QuEsTiOnS<
1.Do you like to talk like a gangsta? - fo rizzle my nizzle, put on some tunes cuz i gotta be tappin muh toes while i'm cappin muh foes with my homie s-dizzle!
2.Be Honest, are you a poser? - lol, if u read the previous question u'll think i am ^_^
3.Do you eat orange peels? - i tried to one time, not a good idea...
4.What about orange pills? - i had an orange tictack
5.What kind of deodorant do you use? - some addias jank, smells good. i have this stuff that makes it so u don't sweat if u use it enough too! it rox!
6.How many fingers do you have? - 42
7.How many of each animal did Moses take on the arc? - 42
8.whatcha doin? - downloading Ozzy's the Blizzard of Ozz
9.Do you have a severe case of road rage? - OMG Yes! I will tail you and all sorts of jank and scream and, oh it is bad.
10.What's in your pockets? - i do not have pockets
>ShOrT bReAk<
List the top ten hottest guys/girls you know starting with 10 and counting down. (You can use 5 Celebrites at most)
(i am not attracted to the ladies, i just know they r hotties! lol!)
10. Ashan
9. Steffie
8. Tristan
7. Mark
6. Hmm, let's put my boyfriend ^_^
5. My Butt
4. Nate who works at Hot Topic
3. Brandon Boyd
2. Marylin Monroe
DRUM ROLL...................
1. Johnny Depp
>BaCk To ThE qUeStIoNs<
1.Are you in a band? - I am in band, i play horn and contra
2.Do you wash behind your ears? - yessir
3.Do you shower regularly? - religiously in fact
4.How's elmo doin? - we're in a tiff right now, but if i tickle him i'm sure we'll be on good terms again
5.Are you a monolinguist or a bilinguist? - monolinguist plus... i can speak halting latin and limited spanish
6.What time were you born? - i dunno, let me see if i can remember that far back....
7.If you found a helpless one legged elf lying on the sidewalk, would you take it home for a pet or just kick it to the side? - does it have pointy ears? cuz if it has pointy ears, i'll keep it
8.What color is your toothbrush? - white and blue
9.When's the last time you vaccumed? - heh, i dunno ^_^
10.So.. How's Life? (BE HONEST Spill it all out if ya hafta) - it goes, my friend, it goes... just got over a bout of explosive feelings, but it's back to stoicism...
>ShOrT bReAk<
State here your feelings about Marijuana: smokers r jokers! (wacky) tobbacco is wakko! dope is for dopes.... pretty much drugs suck booty
>BaCk To ThE qUeStIoNs<
1.Are you afraid of dying? - not really
2.Do you fear intimacy? - mhmmm, just ask my poor bf, he tries to be all cute and feely and romantic and i am all like *burp* "ur gay"
3.Is "modest hottest"? - ummm, sure, let's go with that
4.Just how much, is TOO much? - my butt
5.WalMart or KMart? - WALMART BABY!!!!!! u can pick up everything there, even boys!
6.Do boys/girls make you frustrated? - both do actually
7.What's the coolest name you've ever heard? - Lord Bute.... pronounced "butt".. heeeeeeee
8.Did you know that the drummer for Def Leppard only has one arm?..THAT RULES - that does rule
9.Did you have fun with this thing? - sure, y not