arachnid relocation plan (arp?)
gruph! ARP has me in the living/ dining room. a big, fat, dark, yucky, scary, creepy, fast spider has me hiding. I HATE spiders in case you somehow haven't heard me whine that before..or if you were mean enough to forget.
I'm exhausted. Got home about 11pm after a nice and calm night ready to pass out. I dressed into my PJ's and -BAM!- dark spot spotted. I laid in bed for about 25min just watching and waiting to see if it would move. nothing. start to settle in and get under the blankets. scurry scurry. that sucker is fa-a-ast. it only moved like 'this much' but it was in my general direction. i decided to read my book to see if it could distract me...yeah it worked.
Next thing I know its been another 20-30min and now the **ck** is right over my freaking head! why must they do that to me every stinking time? So the coward that is me jumped out of bed to the non-spider side and while watching it moved to the door. its been yet another 20+ since i left but i can't sleep til its gone or at least still in a corner far far away.
Where is mom or Tim when i need them? what will i do if i ever live on my own? sleep on the couch? grrr. i better go check on IT, yeah IT!