Because I couldn't resist...

[emmett_the_sane]

I decided to pour myself a spot of Bailey's on the rocks just a few moments ago. I had to rinse out a tumbler first, but when I turned on the faucet, water burst out from it at very high pressure, as if I'd popped a water balloon, drenching me and the bottle of Bailey's rather a bit.

Nonplussed but attempting not to show it, I turned to my cats (who were also rather perplexed at the sudden indoor rainstorm) and said "Well, *that* dampened my spirits!"