Amy - a random poem of the day

[emmett_the_sane]

Whilst I was surfing on the net
I came to a blogger's page;
Light pink fonts and purple backgrounds
Told us Amy Roger's age

Our young Amy had a webcam,
Didn't want to think what of
Thought one false click is jail-bait,
Gave the back button a shove.

Then I found to my dismay
Amy'd opened a new window
Which was showing nothing more
Than an open innuendo.

Fast I clicked the little "X"
Which then spawned three like websites
I'll be sleeping in a cell
With an awful case of bed mites.

I tried to close the browser
Close all the windows; make them die
Hard disk spins, nothing happens
And that's just when the boss came by.