Sat, 03:05: The most perfect evening until someone tears you back to reality.
Sat, 03:47: RT @ IDoThat2: I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for mo ...
Sat, 10:27: RT @ rickygervais: "They say, ooh don't trust him. Why? It's his eyes.... Jellyfish haven't even got any and I don't trust them." Karl Pi ...
Sat, 10:34: Beautiful. check. hilarious. check. i love you, silly pig 😘 RT @ PatiiFag: Pathetic. Check. Awful. Check. Love you too.
Sat, 10:36: @ PatiiFag crazy! RT @ OMGFacts: British researchers in 1996 found that the best nap was a short one taken just after drinking caffeine.
Sat, 10:39: Totes do this RT @ OMGFacts: Humans imitate the speech of someone with a strong accent due to empathy, to create a bond&assimilate with them.
Sat, 10:45: RT @ LemonShapedRock: Why can't you people learn to speak my language? I learned to eat your food!
Sat, 10:49: This fact is clearly based on heterosexuals lol RT @ OMGFactsSex: Only 30 percent of women are able to reach orgasm through penetration alone