My tweets

[emjoy_jently]

• Thu, 12:36: Best idea ever! RT @ OMGFacts: Parents in DENMARK must have their baby’s name approved by a government agency! Details > http://t.co/9fYh9xyv
• Thu, 12:40: Whoa! prob coz it smells orgasmic RT @ OMGFacts: Lady Gaga's Fame fragrance is the 2nd fastest selling, it sold 6 million bottles in 1 week.
• Thu, 12:45: @ lauracmcculloch RT @ DrOz: How many of you have heard of "G-Bombs"? Cancer fighting super foods, totes amaze! : http://t.co/jSVvGGyu
• Thu, 12:46: RT @ cuntoftheday: Guilty of the murder of her 7-year-old son for failing to memorise passages of the Koran, Sara Ege is Cunt of the Day. ...
• Thu, 12:48: RT @ SethMacFarlane: Porsche SUVs are great for if you can't decide what kind of dick you are.
• Thu, 22:55: @ deedwithoutname yayyyy RT @ OMGFacts: A second Spongebob MOVIE is coming in 2014! Learn more --> http://t.co/L9UeHqXM
• Thu, 22:58: RT @ IamEnidColeslaw: The Perfect Date: 1. beer 2. pizza 3. Simpsons 4. floor sex
• Thu, 22:59: Xmas shopping with @ PatiiFag was the highlight of my evening. Even if she's being a moody poopface now
• Fri, 04:31: I'm sure the next drought will because of the shower I just had. My neighbour waters her concrete...case closed.