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If you ever fuck with me again, or even so much as look at me, I'm going to stick my metaphorical, splintery wooden phallic object so far up your metaphorical asshole its going to metaphorically poke you in the brain and induce a metaphorical stroke, rendering you forever incapable of normal speech. Coincidentally, your freshly contorted, sagging features will send children fleeing in terror for the rest of your life which, by the way, has been shortened considerably. Thank you.