Apparently I've always had a strange sense of humor

Jun 19, 2007 09:41

Found this clipped from a newspaper and pasted in one of my old collages. Thought I'd share:

Barbie the Serial Killer

There's a platinum blonde
in a plastic convertible
cruising my playroom.

I wonder what she's after,
trolling the room
in her short skirts and
Wilma Flintstone jewelry.

Ken disappeared two months ago.
When we found him he was
naked
and
missing a leg.

I'll be in South Padre, Texas, for the next week. My computer will be in Whoknowswherethefuck, Appleland, which means I'll probably be pretty absent. Hopefully, I'll make a dent on All the PI's Men while I'm gone. Sorry it's been such slow going!

apple, barbie, south padre

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