...first comes heavy breathing..staring at the ceiling... what willhappen next? i dont wanna know...

Aug 05, 2004 19:17

You...
1. Your real name: Nicole Marie Goldfinger..::sigh::
2. What friends call you: Nicole..or Nikki
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: Babe :)
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Eh..whatever..
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Bonquisha (lmao)
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Turtle?
b. goose: Lucy...
c. pirate: Orlando..Bloom :)
d. a hot boy (girl): ...as a pet eh? hm...penis.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "Wheres my Razorblade?"
8. What would you name your kids?: Jordan,Jason,Cynthia :)
9. What would you name a ship you built?: I shall call you..Penis Ship :)
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: um...Lost but Found

Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: hahaha yea..::sigh:: im sorry jeff lol
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: no...my parents r jewish..remember?
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: probably..my sweats ..they rip in the crotch and u dont ever realize it..until..u sit down and open ur legs..and BAM..its all hangin out..lmfao
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: hahaha.probably
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nopee
16. Nearly drowned?: when i was drunk
17. Passed out?: plenty of times
18. Had a crush on somebody: yea..
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yepp
20. Been attacked by an animal? no...
21. Caught people having sex?: omg..can we NOT talk about this please? thank u
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no..i dont drive.
22b. Crashed your parents car into a freezer?: no..cant say that i have..
23. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: nope
24. Made a wish that came true?: yeah..:)

Complete The Sentence..
26. I once had a dream... that all my bestfriends died in one room...
27. I'm only racist towards... hm..depends..
28. I don't even know why I'm... doing this stupid survey
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... him..
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... be so far away from the one u care about most
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... tampons
32. It's hot. I should take off my... socks?
33. It's always more fun if you... dont get caught
34. You can't eat steak without... a knife?
35. You better shut up before I... cry and write an emo song about it (lmao)
36. I really like you and everything but... theres no but

What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: first off im not in the airport alone..so i'd be like.."oh daddy" and my dad would kill the man..:)
38. Somebody was about to steal your car? ...call the cops? no shit...
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed: kill them? and run...and cry
40. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: ah..excuse me..
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: hm...
42. You had three wishes? i'd wish that..anthony still lived in palmdale..my dad wasnt coming home for another couple of weeks...andd..FRIDAY WOULD JUST COME ALREADY.
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: underage drinking..shit..the age should soo be 16.
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: i'd slam the door in her face..and be like..go whore off for some jumper cables bitch :)
45. You had a time machine?: id go back n see my grandma..:(
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: prolly a music show..hmm
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly

49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: power to see the future
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat? really skinny obviously..
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: stuck in a box
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: drama
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock.
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: feb. 29.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afganistan?: neither..clowns r in the sewers..and afganistan sucks..
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snowboard
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja..shit..lol

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: that lion..from Wizard of Oz
60. Driver: Drivers Ed..yea..gotta start on that
61. Yoga: mr.foster...::sigh::
62. Bakery: cake!
63. Roach: ew...lol
64. Mushroom: penis...ahh...:runs away:
65. Sprung: ah...lol
66. Exotic: penis again lmao
67. Pythagorean: theorm...eh...i dunno these words u speak of

Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: um...it could be anything u want it to be...
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: hurley,finch,mcdonalds
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: hm..dont wanna talk about it
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: Cynthia
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the queen..duh
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Gonzo, Garret, Gilbert
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: hm..my ex turned on.."our song" and asked me to dance in the middle of my room...::sigh:: its done now...thank god.

What's your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama." disagree...im not a drama queen..no no im not lmao
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": eh..i guess?
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": if u wanna fuck ur cousin..go for it
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": depends..
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": not ALL..but most.
81. "Music is stupid.": whoever said that needs to be slapped in the face with a giant hair black peirced cock..
82. "Your car sucks.": thats funny billy cuz i dont have a car. lmao

ok ok i stole this survey from Adam and its honestly the dumbest survey ive ever taken..have fun..
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