In which the devil went down to georgia....
So i just got in from work. I made myself a whiskey and ginger ale. I'm watching i love 1979 on vh1.
Charro is fucking nuts.
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There was an aging couple. They came into my area today. Peering at me with her senile eyes the first thing i see and hear is an old lady. She says "oh i thought you were a girl with that long hair." I smile to be polite. I figure. "She's old, and she probably can't see that well. Plus my hair is long and people categorize lenghty hair and girls together."
Her husband hands me the rest of his books that he wishes to purchase. He says "Do you read the bible?" i say "I've read the bible" He says "Have you read Corinthians/Collosians 1:something(couldn't understand him that well for that part)" I say "Yeah, i've read the whole bible, but i don't recall that particular verse" He says "Even nature says that it is shameful for a man to wear his hair long" (or something to that effect) "you should read it again"
I look at him for a second. Confused as to why he would say a thing like that. Stupid old fuck.
My first thought it to bite his head off by telling him if nature claims its shameful then why does nature allow a mans hair to grow to the ground if he doesn't cut it? Also wasn't the most MANLY man in the whole goddamn bible Samson? Wasn't it shameful if his hair was cut short?
If you are going to pick and choose your bible verses and quote them to me should i not be able to pick and choose back at you only to emphasize a silly little point. If you can offend with the 'word of god' can't i? Don't assume that because i am younger than you that i am a fool.
But do you want to know what i said. "Sir, that is debatable"
His eyes widen in anger "THE WORD OF GOD IS NOT DEBATABLE!!!"
I just laugh at him as he walks off.
Loud enough for him to hear it.
I got angry later. But at this point i was reveling in my sick little faux victory.
Now i am going to nurse my drink. And continue disliking paul the most out of any character from the bible. He was such a little cunt.
Charro is fucking nuts.
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There was an aging couple. They came into my area today. Peering at me with her senile eyes the first thing i see and hear is an old lady. She says "oh i thought you were a girl with that long hair." I smile to be polite. I figure. "She's old, and she probably can't see that well. Plus my hair is long and people categorize lenghty hair and girls together."
Her husband hands me the rest of his books that he wishes to purchase. He says "Do you read the bible?" i say "I've read the bible" He says "Have you read Corinthians/Collosians 1:something(couldn't understand him that well for that part)" I say "Yeah, i've read the whole bible, but i don't recall that particular verse" He says "Even nature says that it is shameful for a man to wear his hair long" (or something to that effect) "you should read it again"
I look at him for a second. Confused as to why he would say a thing like that. Stupid old fuck.
My first thought it to bite his head off by telling him if nature claims its shameful then why does nature allow a mans hair to grow to the ground if he doesn't cut it? Also wasn't the most MANLY man in the whole goddamn bible Samson? Wasn't it shameful if his hair was cut short?
If you are going to pick and choose your bible verses and quote them to me should i not be able to pick and choose back at you only to emphasize a silly little point. If you can offend with the 'word of god' can't i? Don't assume that because i am younger than you that i am a fool.
But do you want to know what i said. "Sir, that is debatable"
His eyes widen in anger "THE WORD OF GOD IS NOT DEBATABLE!!!"
I just laugh at him as he walks off.
Loud enough for him to hear it.
I got angry later. But at this point i was reveling in my sick little faux victory.
Now i am going to nurse my drink. And continue disliking paul the most out of any character from the bible. He was such a little cunt.