far cathay

[elysesewell]

I'm still pretty high from Chinese New Year. The prolonged break from the frustrations of ladypose moil, combined with the fact that I'm reading The Travels of Marco Polo, a mostly-true catalog of Marky Marc's impressions of unfamiliar provinces, has my soul incandescing daily with delight at the myriad subtle ways in which the Chinese mode of

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Re: why all the fusion' & fightin'

[elysesewell]

Are you able to get a message to your contact in Manila? Inform him that there are parties willing to pay handsomely for the head of the Burger Machine gnome generalissimo and dictator-for-life (pictured).

jumburger

[crooksandlucy]

his blasphemies shall sully our gospel no longer



we's gonna flip that refrigerated magnate

Goddamburger

[pajmo]

I don't believe in god burgers yet I am a burger machine.

I wonder if they have God Burger in India? It might just work if they took a "this wafer represents the body of christ" approach with the marketing.

deus burger machina

[crooksandlucy]

i don't know if god burger would go over very well with the hindus

Get some religion in you!

[pajmo]

That's why I'm advocating the whole jesus wafer approach. If it's kosher for christians to eat the body of christ, surely Hindus can ingest a little sacred cow.

christianibalism

[crooksandlucy]

"the taste will make you say, 'sacred WOW!'"

Re: christianibalism

[elysesewell]

Lettuce, Shiva, pickles, onions. On a Ganeshame seed bun.

side of om fries

[crooksandlucy]

with a delhi-style all-meat ganapattya

The Buns of Christ

[pajmo]

Or you can order the interfaithburger, which comes on a Gethsemane seed bun.

sacred chow

[crooksandlucy]

bring back the beatitudes

Re: The Buns of Christ

[stevejosephson]

Or you can order the Buddha Burger - Buddha, make me one with everything.

Cheese is of Nazareth

[pajmo]

He he... Well played, Mr. Josephson. Well played.

I would suggest a Gouda Buddha Burger but cheese is christ.

Re: Cheese is of Nazareth

[stevejosephson]

Then lettuce pray ...