Trapped. Send Help!
So, I forgot to have my advising hold released last semester (4 months ago). Which means that I need to stand in line for my Graduate Advisor, who has office hours today from 3-5. I got here at about 3:02, and the line was out the door.
I don't know if I should feel good that I'm not the only idiot who forgot to do this, or bad that I'm going to be here a while.
In any event, thank gawd for campus wireless and my ability to do memes to preserve my sanity in air conditioned buildings.
This is taken from the mysterious and secretive elvenlaughter who we all love anyway.
Bold what's true, just like all of these...
Appearance:
- I am 5'4 or shorter.
- I think I'm ugly.
- I have many scars. (I have enough)
- I tan easily. I'm pretty tan to begin with, but I go from caramel to chocolate rather easily.
- I wish my hair was a different colour. (Only when the mercury rises over 100)
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. (only if you count people online who have never met me or seen a picture)
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/I've had braces.
- I wear glasses.
- I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (voluntarily allowing someone to cut me. Do. Not. Want.)
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
- I have had more than 2 piercings.
- I have had piercing in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
- I've sworn at my parents. (Not for lack of wanting to.)
- I've run away from home. (Is moving out the same as running away?)
- I've been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together. (dad passed away, but they were together at the time.)
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday.
- I have children.
- I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
- I've slipped out a "LOL" in a spoken conversation.
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I've snorted while laughing.
- I've laughed so hard I've cried.
- I've glued my hand to something. Mostly to itself. I don't like glue very much.
- I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my trousers rip in public. I don't think anyone noticed though...
Health:
- I was born with a disease/impairment.
- I've had stitches. Just three.
- I've broken a bone. I chipped a bone in my wrist trying to go over two flights of stairs on my bike. I made the first flgiht, it was the second one that did me in...
- I've had my tonsils removed. (you know, I don't remember...)
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. Well, a friend took me to the ER when I sprained my ankle in college.
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I've had serious surgery.
- I've had chicken pox. (I have not, and my mother has had shingles, I don't really like where this is going...)
Travelling:
- I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
- I've been on a plane.
- I've been to North America.
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe.
- I've been to Africa.
Experiences:
- I've been lost in my city. Freaking one way streets.
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star.
- I've seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pyjamas.
- I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
- I've been to a casino. Overrated.
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping.
- I've played spin the bottle.
- I've crashed a car.
- I've been skiing.
- I've been in a play.
- I've met someone in person from the Internet By the way, I'm still keeping miss_elisha and nattieb
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I've seen the Northern Lights.
- I've sat on a roof top at night.
- I've played chicken.
- I've seen the Rocky Horror Show
- I've eaten Sushi
- I've been snowboarding
Relationships:
- I'm single.
- I'm in a relationship.
- I'm available. (You know, I'm not so sure my answer to the first one there implies this one...
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date.
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. (Keeping Tonk's comment: wouldn't know. Never had an opportunity to find out)
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I've been divorced.
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. Haven't we all?
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. Looking back on it, I guess I didn't...
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
- I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I've kissed a member of the same gender. The people in the mall were all looking at us too, let me tell you...
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler. (I don't know)
- I've been kissed in the rain.
- I've had sex outdoors.
- I've hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
- I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I've cheated while playing a game.
- I've cheated on a test.
- I've driven through a red light.
- I've been suspended from school.
- I've witnessed a crime.
- I've been in a fist fight.
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
- I've consumed alcohol.
- I smoke cigarettes.
- I smoke pot.
- I regularly drink.
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs.
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills.
- I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
- I have been diagnosed with depression.
- I shut others out when I'm depressed.
- I take anti-depressants.
- I have an eating disorder.
- I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
- I've hurt myself on purpose.
- I'm addicted to self harm.
- I've woken up crying.
Death:
- I'm afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals.
- I've seen someone dying.
- I have attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
- I can sing well.
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
- I don't kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I swear regularly. Trying not to...
- I sing in the shower.
- I am a morning person. (Morning people need help...)
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic.
- I play with my hair. I cut it regularly, and I like the feel of it when it's short and spiky.
- I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love Spam.
- I've copied more than 30 Cd's in a day.
- I bake well.
- My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. Blue. NO CLE-AAAAAAAAAAH!
- I don't know how to shoot a gun.
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. Only for the sake of irony.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish. Shouldn't a'told yer that...
- I love white chocolate. (White chocolate is so wrong, it's like taking chocolate, and taking all the good out of it...
- I bite my nails.
- I'm good at remembering faces.
- I'm good at remembering names.
- I'm good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- My answers are totally honest
It's now 3:32 and I'm still not all that close to being seen.
School sucks.
I can has cheezburger now?
What are you all up to today?
I don't know if I should feel good that I'm not the only idiot who forgot to do this, or bad that I'm going to be here a while.
In any event, thank gawd for campus wireless and my ability to do memes to preserve my sanity in air conditioned buildings.
This is taken from the mysterious and secretive elvenlaughter who we all love anyway.
Bold what's true, just like all of these...
Appearance:
- I am 5'4 or shorter.
- I think I'm ugly.
- I have many scars. (I have enough)
- I tan easily. I'm pretty tan to begin with, but I go from caramel to chocolate rather easily.
- I wish my hair was a different colour. (Only when the mercury rises over 100)
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. (only if you count people online who have never met me or seen a picture)
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/I've had braces.
- I wear glasses.
- I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (voluntarily allowing someone to cut me. Do. Not. Want.)
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
- I have had more than 2 piercings.
- I have had piercing in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
- I've sworn at my parents. (Not for lack of wanting to.)
- I've run away from home. (Is moving out the same as running away?)
- I've been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together. (dad passed away, but they were together at the time.)
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday.
- I have children.
- I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
- I've slipped out a "LOL" in a spoken conversation.
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I've snorted while laughing.
- I've laughed so hard I've cried.
- I've glued my hand to something. Mostly to itself. I don't like glue very much.
- I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my trousers rip in public. I don't think anyone noticed though...
Health:
- I was born with a disease/impairment.
- I've had stitches. Just three.
- I've broken a bone. I chipped a bone in my wrist trying to go over two flights of stairs on my bike. I made the first flgiht, it was the second one that did me in...
- I've had my tonsils removed. (you know, I don't remember...)
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. Well, a friend took me to the ER when I sprained my ankle in college.
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I've had serious surgery.
- I've had chicken pox. (I have not, and my mother has had shingles, I don't really like where this is going...)
Travelling:
- I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
- I've been on a plane.
- I've been to North America.
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe.
- I've been to Africa.
Experiences:
- I've been lost in my city. Freaking one way streets.
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star.
- I've seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pyjamas.
- I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
- I've been to a casino. Overrated.
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping.
- I've played spin the bottle.
- I've crashed a car.
- I've been skiing.
- I've been in a play.
- I've met someone in person from the Internet By the way, I'm still keeping miss_elisha and nattieb
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I've seen the Northern Lights.
- I've sat on a roof top at night.
- I've played chicken.
- I've seen the Rocky Horror Show
- I've eaten Sushi
- I've been snowboarding
Relationships:
- I'm single.
- I'm in a relationship.
- I'm available. (You know, I'm not so sure my answer to the first one there implies this one...
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date.
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. (Keeping Tonk's comment: wouldn't know. Never had an opportunity to find out)
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I've been divorced.
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. Haven't we all?
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. Looking back on it, I guess I didn't...
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
- I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I've kissed a member of the same gender. The people in the mall were all looking at us too, let me tell you...
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler. (I don't know)
- I've been kissed in the rain.
- I've had sex outdoors.
- I've hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
- I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I've cheated while playing a game.
- I've cheated on a test.
- I've driven through a red light.
- I've been suspended from school.
- I've witnessed a crime.
- I've been in a fist fight.
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
- I've consumed alcohol.
- I smoke cigarettes.
- I smoke pot.
- I regularly drink.
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs.
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills.
- I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
- I have been diagnosed with depression.
- I shut others out when I'm depressed.
- I take anti-depressants.
- I have an eating disorder.
- I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
- I've hurt myself on purpose.
- I'm addicted to self harm.
- I've woken up crying.
Death:
- I'm afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals.
- I've seen someone dying.
- I have attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
- I can sing well.
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
- I don't kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I swear regularly. Trying not to...
- I sing in the shower.
- I am a morning person. (Morning people need help...)
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic.
- I play with my hair. I cut it regularly, and I like the feel of it when it's short and spiky.
- I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love Spam.
- I've copied more than 30 Cd's in a day.
- I bake well.
- My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. Blue. NO CLE-AAAAAAAAAAH!
- I don't know how to shoot a gun.
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. Only for the sake of irony.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish. Shouldn't a'told yer that...
- I love white chocolate. (White chocolate is so wrong, it's like taking chocolate, and taking all the good out of it...
- I bite my nails.
- I'm good at remembering faces.
- I'm good at remembering names.
- I'm good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- My answers are totally honest
It's now 3:32 and I'm still not all that close to being seen.
School sucks.
I can has cheezburger now?
What are you all up to today?