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What a bloody cock up.
Spent awhile really looking into the 21st Century Short Stories for my English exam, when a thing that could only ever happen to me, happened.
I'm sitting in the exam room, feeling like my bladder is going to fucking explode, and I can't even write properly because I'm feeling like I've been shot in the uterus blah blah blah so I ask the teacher 'Can I go for a piss, sir?' And he tells me certainly I may, IF I HAND MY WORK IN!
Ermmmm, I still had 4 questions to answer, that urine build-up was seriously painful I felt like I was going to piss myself.
So I argued with him for about 5 minutes, then he said I was disrupting the class, so I did 3 more questions and handed my work in, and then went and releived myself (e.g. took a 30 min. piss, like a cart-horse wtf).
Then he has the gall to ask me if I have ADD, and when I said no, he said I was either:
a) abusing the caffeine
b) abusing the weed
c) had ADD
Up yours, sir.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM????
Have a physics exam tomorrow, haven't revised, wouldn't make a difference if I HAD revised, the result would be the same anyway.
All in all though, life has been good. My school is pretty much like the Club Med, no worries, just the odd exam, but I'm not too bothered about them really. I'm thinking of re-writing the Bible and publishing it anyway. But re-write the Bible as a MODERN FABLE.
Jesus is going to smoke dope, and Mary wears fishnets in my version (I swear I'm going to do this).
Why the fuck does the kitchen smell of digestive biscuits??? This is a serious mystery.
Note to self: don't drink 3L of water tomorrow morning, to prevent Cart Horse Syndrome.
THE TEMPERATURE HERE IS: 35°C, AKA 95°F, it is official, I'm going to die of the heat, or all my skin is going to burn and peel off, so I'll be like this walking mass of veins. I disgust myself!
Hope you're all well, you're in my thoughts. :)
Spent awhile really looking into the 21st Century Short Stories for my English exam, when a thing that could only ever happen to me, happened.
I'm sitting in the exam room, feeling like my bladder is going to fucking explode, and I can't even write properly because I'm feeling like I've been shot in the uterus blah blah blah so I ask the teacher 'Can I go for a piss, sir?' And he tells me certainly I may, IF I HAND MY WORK IN!
Ermmmm, I still had 4 questions to answer, that urine build-up was seriously painful I felt like I was going to piss myself.
So I argued with him for about 5 minutes, then he said I was disrupting the class, so I did 3 more questions and handed my work in, and then went and releived myself (e.g. took a 30 min. piss, like a cart-horse wtf).
Then he has the gall to ask me if I have ADD, and when I said no, he said I was either:
a) abusing the caffeine
b) abusing the weed
c) had ADD
Up yours, sir.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM????
Have a physics exam tomorrow, haven't revised, wouldn't make a difference if I HAD revised, the result would be the same anyway.
All in all though, life has been good. My school is pretty much like the Club Med, no worries, just the odd exam, but I'm not too bothered about them really. I'm thinking of re-writing the Bible and publishing it anyway. But re-write the Bible as a MODERN FABLE.
Jesus is going to smoke dope, and Mary wears fishnets in my version (I swear I'm going to do this).
Why the fuck does the kitchen smell of digestive biscuits??? This is a serious mystery.
Note to self: don't drink 3L of water tomorrow morning, to prevent Cart Horse Syndrome.
THE TEMPERATURE HERE IS: 35°C, AKA 95°F, it is official, I'm going to die of the heat, or all my skin is going to burn and peel off, so I'll be like this walking mass of veins. I disgust myself!
Hope you're all well, you're in my thoughts. :)