Who wants to be a millionaire?

[elverlith]

Answer these questions, because I want to hear your sexy, groovy little answers that'll make my mouth spread into a grin and all! (oh and happy burfday to flamingopinkie, love ya!)1. How often do you cut your toenails

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[repressedmango]

1. How often do you cut your toenails? -What kind of question is that? Uh, whenever they need cutting. Which is..I can't remember.
2. If you were an animal, what would you be (please no sexual answers because my intoxicated brain would probably throw up at the thought) and why? -Well, I would be a sloth. Yes, a sloth, because I can't think of anything better.
3. Tell me a weird thing about you, that I don't already know. -My dog likes to sleep on my neck.
4. Am I marry-able? -Oui!
5. Are you? -Hm, in my opinion, no.
6. Are you gonna have kids? What will you call them? (LMAO imagine if you named your kid Dipshit Fucktard! Like, you go out to the garden and you start calling ''Diiiiipshit FUCKtaaaard! Time for diiiinner!'' Ahahahahahahaha!) -Noooooo because I despise children.
7. Where will you be in 10 years (5 for those of you who are OLD (e.g. over 20...mwahahahaha)-A starving artist, or so my mom says.
8. When was the last time you cut your hair? -Last night! Wooo!
9. Give me a wise piece of advice. -Always wear clean underwear.
10. Give me a piece of sexual advice (not that wise and sexual can't be in the same sentence, or anything). -Uh...don't cut your partner's penis off. if your partner has a penis. And no, I don't speak from experience.
11. Make a freudian slip. -Meh.
12. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Waaah.
13. Choose a song that suits my relationship with you! -I. DON'T. KNOW.
14. Does doing this quiz make you want to get drunk? I tried to programme it (american version: program it) to make you want to get drunk. Whatever. -Hm, your program does not work.