Who wants to be a millionaire?
Answer these questions, because I want to hear your sexy, groovy little answers that'll make my mouth spread into a grin and all! (oh and happy burfday to flamingopinkie, love ya!)
1. How often do you cut your toenails?
2. If you were an animal, what would you be (please no sexual answers because my intoxicated brain would probably throw up at the thought) and why?
3. Tell me a weird thing about you, that I don't already know.
4. Am I marry-able?
5. Are you?
6. Are you gonna have kids? What will you call them? (LMAO imagine if you named your kid Dipshit Fucktard! Like, you go out to the garden and you start calling ''Diiiiipshit FUCKtaaaard! Time for diiiinner!'' Ahahahahahahaha!)
7. Where will you be in 10 years (5 for those of you who are OLD (e.g. over 20...mwahahahaha)
8. When was the last time you cut your hair?
9. Give me a wise piece of advice.
10. Give me a piece of sexual advice (not that wise and sexual can't be in the same sentence, or anything).
11. Make a freudian slip.
12. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
13. Choose a song that suits my relationship with you!
14. Does doing this quiz make you want to get drunk? I tried to programme it (american version: program it) to make you want to get drunk. Whatever.
1. How often do you cut your toenails?
2. If you were an animal, what would you be (please no sexual answers because my intoxicated brain would probably throw up at the thought) and why?
3. Tell me a weird thing about you, that I don't already know.
4. Am I marry-able?
5. Are you?
6. Are you gonna have kids? What will you call them? (LMAO imagine if you named your kid Dipshit Fucktard! Like, you go out to the garden and you start calling ''Diiiiipshit FUCKtaaaard! Time for diiiinner!'' Ahahahahahahaha!)
7. Where will you be in 10 years (5 for those of you who are OLD (e.g. over 20...mwahahahaha)
8. When was the last time you cut your hair?
9. Give me a wise piece of advice.
10. Give me a piece of sexual advice (not that wise and sexual can't be in the same sentence, or anything).
11. Make a freudian slip.
12. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
13. Choose a song that suits my relationship with you!
14. Does doing this quiz make you want to get drunk? I tried to programme it (american version: program it) to make you want to get drunk. Whatever.