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Can you imagine me as one of those market-place sellers? I got a stall where I need to sell a shit load of bollocksy shite to get money for da family and also to get all the crap off our hands for when we move.
I mean, I'm going to be like (insert cockney accent): Roll up, roll up ladies and gents, fancy a pile of books? Maybe a few dodgy magazines, stashed under my dear Vati's bed since 1976? No? Sir! Can I interest you in this oh-so-boring pile of crappy CD's, trip back to the 80's, special offer! Come one come all, roll up roll up, penny for the poor, 5 billion for the price of one, get yours whilst I'm still feeling this generous, ladies and gents, roll up, roll up....
How tragic.
YOU'RE A TRUE SCOT! when you wear a kilt, that is
ALL you wear! what the hell are you doing in
america anyway? scotland is much better. i
suggest you move. ps. the english are a bunch
of wankers. be true to your scottish heritage,
and insult that english chick at your school.
HOW SCOTTISH ARE YOU?(the american version)
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You are a coward and a disgusting excuse for an
American. You're Benedict Arnold.
What kind of an American are you?
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British to the bone!
American Or Brit?
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I mean, I'm going to be like (insert cockney accent): Roll up, roll up ladies and gents, fancy a pile of books? Maybe a few dodgy magazines, stashed under my dear Vati's bed since 1976? No? Sir! Can I interest you in this oh-so-boring pile of crappy CD's, trip back to the 80's, special offer! Come one come all, roll up roll up, penny for the poor, 5 billion for the price of one, get yours whilst I'm still feeling this generous, ladies and gents, roll up, roll up....
How tragic.
YOU'RE A TRUE SCOT! when you wear a kilt, that is
ALL you wear! what the hell are you doing in
america anyway? scotland is much better. i
suggest you move. ps. the english are a bunch
of wankers. be true to your scottish heritage,
and insult that english chick at your school.
HOW SCOTTISH ARE YOU?(the american version)
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You are a coward and a disgusting excuse for an
American. You're Benedict Arnold.
What kind of an American are you?
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British to the bone!
American Or Brit?
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