Mwahahahahaha.... stolen from the gorgeous TOI.
Top 5 famous shaggable blokes:
- Prince Charles: nice-shaped, sexy nose. Plus, his accent is good. He's posh. He could afford to buy me slapper Gucci dresses, and take me to posh nob hotels.
- Freddie Mercury: again, for nasal reasons. And because he's gay. But he's dead. Mkay.
- Homer Simpson: because I love a man who can make me laugh
- Mr. Bush: who doesn't love a guy who's able to produce a near death experience out of a pretzel? Plus, you gotta love the yanky twang.
- Ozzy Osbourne: I'm just obsessed with him. Even though I don't like his gross british teeth. And he bit a bat's head off. I mean, you just don't know WHERE that bloke's tongue has been...
- Prince Charles: nice-shaped, sexy nose. Plus, his accent is good. He's posh. He could afford to buy me slapper Gucci dresses, and take me to posh nob hotels.
- Freddie Mercury: again, for nasal reasons. And because he's gay. But he's dead. Mkay.
- Homer Simpson: because I love a man who can make me laugh
- Mr. Bush: who doesn't love a guy who's able to produce a near death experience out of a pretzel? Plus, you gotta love the yanky twang.
- Ozzy Osbourne: I'm just obsessed with him. Even though I don't like his gross british teeth. And he bit a bat's head off. I mean, you just don't know WHERE that bloke's tongue has been...