My brother is a most capable and resourceful lad. Being rather miffed at not being able to write an Extended Essay on the mythology of Star Wars, he pitched another idea to the Omniscient Council of Vagueness teachers: pirates. That being approved, he's done some research, and he's focusing on one pirate in particular.

That's right, ladies and ( Read more... )

Dear Melbourne Weather,

Get your act together soon or, so help me, I will move to Brisbane. I know you're naturally schizophrenic, but that excuse only goes so far. I should not have to wear a beanie in FEBRUARY.

No love,

El

Yarrrgh!Your Pirate Name be ...Mary ReadYou are the most powerful of all pirates. Your social knowledge raises you ( Read more... )

You know what a good day is? A good day is taking the train all the way to the beach, and walking along the shore as the clouds drift across the sky. A good day is eating delicious wedges and chai. A good day is hugging every statue that you pass. A good day is having a long conversation with someone in pirate talk (we missed Talk Like A Pirate Day ( Read more... )