Tonight's concert is canceled. Billy doesn't feel well. So I have tonight to do other things. Mail is stacking up and calling loudly. Business papers that need my signature are here some place. My assistant always makes sure that I don't have a moment of spare time. I like it that way. A bored diva is a dangerous thing indeed.
I have listened to
Lisa Presley's album unstop since I acquired it. Congratulations from the biggest Queen in Rock and Roll to the Crowned Princess. The album is wonderful! We really must make time to talk.
(****Pads around the room in his slippers, obviously looking for something****) Where is that thing? I always lose the fucking remote! No matter what or where I am, I can't find that damned thing.
"David! Have you seen the bloody remote control? You're hiding the fucking thing, I know you are!"
(****Leaves the room in search of David and the errant remote control.****)