Website Updated: In Later...

[elskan]

Elskan.com has been updated with the following.

Please refer to the list below and pick your favorite reason as to why I'll be... in later.

• Can't handle the freaking traffic today, in later.
• I swear she told me she was eighteen, in later.
• Sick of seeing your stupid faces all the time, in later.
• Sexing up my girlfriend, in later.
• Breathalyzer won't let me start my car, in later.
• Experiencing existential crisis regarding the meaning of my employment and my effect upon the universe, in later.
• Pooping, in later.
• Total lack of motivation, in later.
• Chewing hair, in later.
• Going to hit the drive-through, in later.
• Sleepy from eating fast food, in later.
• Seamonkey stole my money, in later.
• Cutting down on jackasses, in later.
• Fluorescent lighting pisses me off, in later.
• Avoiding confrontation regarding my lackluster performance, in later.
• Peacing out, in later.
• Feeling oppressed by The Man, in later.
• Potato chips too salty, in later.
• Only smoke blunts when they roll the dang dang, in later.
• Operating system not found, in later.
• Channeling my rage, in later.
• Inner child won't clean up his room, in later.
• Reading jokes website, in later.
• Determining claimable dependents, in later.
• Oedipal complex, in later.
• Quietly seething about the uselessness of my vote, in later.
• Waiting for bed-sheet impressions on my face to go away, in later.
• Learning to play the pan flute, in later.
• Reading web comics, in later.
• Picking sleep from corners of eyes, in later.
• Found my old NES, in later.
• Waiting for anti-perspirant to take effect, in later.
• YOU ENTER THE ROOM. ON THE EAST WALL IS A TABLE WITH AN APPLICATION ON IT.
  take application
  YOU PICK UP APPLICATION. *** EXTRA! *** YOU OBTAIN [[ JOB ]]!
  view job
  YOU CHECK OUT THE [[ JOB ]], BUT FIND NOTHING OF INTEREST.
  exit room
  YOU LEAVE THE ROOM. YOU HAVE REACHED A DEAD END, BUT RECEIVE 1 GOLD EACH HOUR.
  , in later.
• Itchy scrotum, in later.
• World markets flailing in the wake of U.S. fiscal downturn, in later.
• Trapped in a Wikipedia chain, in later.
• It's so bright in here, in later.
• Seeking match for single sock, in later.
• Writhing in disgust over politics, in later.
• Found a cache of sweet DP and TP pron, in later.
• Quoting Shakespeare in my head, in later.
• Battling spyware, in later.
• Cornea hommus monkey fizzle, in later.
• Fiddling with the knobs, in later.
• Crying game, in later.
• 46 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 4d 61 72 74 68 61 20 53 74 65 77 61 72 74 20 69 6e 20 74 68 65 20 61 73 73 20 61 6e 64 20 66 69 73 74 69 6e 67 20 68 65 72 20 70 75 70 70 69 65 73, in later.
• Delusions of grandeur, in later.
• Blog it like it's hard, in later.
• Meaning of life discovered, in later.
• Shuddering with self-loathing due to "co-worker sex" dream, in later.
• Your mom, in later.

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