Christmas Sims
Well, I promised a kind of belated present, and here it is. The last time I posted pictures from my Hellsing Sims house (which can be found here if you missed 'em) they turned out to be sort of popular, so for Christmas (I was supposed to post this closer to the season, of course ^^;;;) I set up a Christmas house and started snapping pictures. ;P This house includes the Hellsing family and also Robin and Amon from Witch Hunter Robin.
WARNING: Naturally, this post contains simulated nudity and graphic sexual situations. If you're underage or uninterested, don't click the cut. ;P I also have to warn that there are big scary penises towards the end...I changed my nudes because I find these ones hysterically funny. ^^;
Enjoy. ;P
Gingerbread House
The winter home shared by the Hellsing and Sena families (yes, damn it, the men take the women's names ;P).
Closer Look
A closer look at the excessively Christmasy home. Looks exactly like the kind of place these two families would enjoy, doesn't it?
The Families
A better look at the families. The Hellsing family consists of Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter, and A&I's child Carmilla. For the hell of it, Robin and Amon also had a child...but I can't for the life of me remember his name. I'm sure it was something perfectly biblical.
Bedrooms
A glimpse of the overwhelmingly Christmasy bedrooms on the second floor.
Dining Room
And the exceedingly (I'm running out of words here) Christmasy kitchen/dining room.
The Families (again)
A closer peek at the Families standing around looking like morons.
Fence = Suck
Seras really dislikes the fence, for some reason. I thought it looked nifty...;_;
Ducklings
Aw, look at all the boys following along after Carmilla like ducklings after their mother...
Straight to the Point
Integra and Seras obviously aren't interested in wasting any time...they know what's important in life. (And it ain't cars.)
Oo...
Alucard: "Ooo, I gotta get me some of this..."
Getting Drunk
Hopefully Shaded M could explain this custom to me...apparently it's Scandinavian. All I know is that Amon is really fond of the (presumably alcoholic) drink and likes to walk around wearing the crown of candles.
Crown
See what I mean? He refuses to take it off.
Vanity
Amon's vain, so he likes to take time out to admire the sheer number of Christmas cards he receives from all his little friends.
Like Father Like Daughter
A special father/daughter moment. Awwwww.
Too realistic?
The thing about my female Sims is that they're capable of becoming pregnant. And the thing about that is that they menstruate. And as you can see, they have fallen into rhythm with each other. ^^;;;
Domesticity
Who knew Amon could cook!? Count me shocked. I imagined him as the type of guy who could burn salad.
Sneak
Meanwhile, there's Alucard with his hand in the cookie jar, sneaking gingerbread. *sigh*
Dinner
The first family dinner in this house. Walter neglected to show up (he's so unsociable!), Robin and Amon's kid is nowhere to be found, and what's worse, Integra and Seras have got it into their heads that clothes are for losers.
Poor guy...
As you can see, Amon is everybody's bitch. He even has to clean up the result of the feminine accidents. ^^;;;
Decorating
There's Integra, decorating the Christmas tree. She's really into the Christmas spirit. Look, she's even hand-painting the balls! ...That sounded so wrong. -_-
Yurilicious
Just thought I'd give a shot of the kind of things you'll find playing on TV in this house...;P
Still Decorating
Hours later, Integra's still happily, nakedly working on decorating the tree. Oh dear...*facepalm*
Oops
It could've been such a nice Walter/Seras moment if Walter wasn't such an unfriendly old codger...
What's this...?
Robin: "Cooking? What's that?"
Reading Sucks
I admit it, I mostly just took this shot for the glimpse of Amon cooking in the nude. *snort*
Oh, grow up
Walter's so antisocial he doesn't even like the sound of other people's voices!!
Fun in the snow
With childlike innocence, the young vampire plays in the snow...somehow it seems so wrong...^^;
Iron Chef
Which is more domestic, the ancient vampire or the cold witch hunter!? Find out next week!
Amon
Never mind...Amon LOSES big-time. He serves dinner on a tree branch and insists on eating out in the yard. Domestic? Pffft.
AxR
And so it begins...
AxR 2
They just keep going...
Voyeur
Seras likes to watch...*makes inappropriate noises*
Sad
Ouch, sad...sex with Amon is so boring that afterwards Robin falls asleep and dreams about THE WEATHER. Now that's what I call an affront to a guy's pride.
Improvement
Walter finally decides to stop being an ass and entertains everyone with his skill at juggling. (I'm convinced he's cheating and he secretly has them attached to strings, though.) Why he has to entertain everyone in the bathroom is beyond me...
Enticing
Seras is trying to entice her friend Robin to join her...
Friendship
See? They're such good friends they do everything together.
Agh!?
The scary thing is they do it in front of the kids...
Drunkard
There's Amon sneaking into the booze again, that useless lush...
...Or not.
I guess Amon's not so useless after all...he seems ot be satisfying Seras. As for Walter, he obviously likes to watch too...
Fire!
Alucard is SO not meant to be a cook.
Sure, Fine, Whatever
Everyone: "OMG! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
Integra: "Hey, those cookies look good..."
Taking Off
Seras and Alucard contemplate leaving this crazy household and taking off to Aruba.
Crisis
The house is in a crisis...the dishwasher's leaking, the cookie dough floor is hopelessly soggy, and Walter's the only one competent enough to fix the plumbing (which isn't saying much). Naturally, Integra calmly takes control of the situation by...juggling!?
What a ho!
Robin: "WTF!? Now he's sleeping with Integra too!?"
Typical
Typical. Alucard is too good for clothes, as usual.
A little accident...
Oops. We're still working on house-training Alucard...^^;;;
Last Domain
Because the contrast of Alucard's precious coffin and the elaborately Christmasy bedroom is just too damn funny.
Scarred for life...
Carmilla: "OMG, mom, dad, do you have to do it when I'm standing right here!?"
All girls
The girls decided having breakfast together was a good idea (while poor Amon, bottom left, is slaving over the food...). As you can see, Integra has continued to get more and more into the Christmas spirit. It's gotten so bad she's now wearing Christmas clothing. Somebody help!!
Rockin' Out
Seras is rockin' it out, booyah.
Ah...
Unfortunately, she sucks.
Rock and Roll
Alucard and Integra appear to enjoy rock music...just not Seras'. ^^;
Oh no!
Not Amon too! He's gotten into the spirit (or do I mean 'spirits'?) enough that he's set out to create Christmas wreaths...
Friends
Seras and Robin get along well, particularly when Seras brings up her favorite live action dramas.
Boo
Evidently Integra isn't high on musical aptitude either...
Still at it
There's Amon, still hard at work on the wreath...
Finished
One finished, God knows how many more to go...
New act
Walter gave up on booing Integra's performance and joined her, thus forming the Indies band "Master and Butler". Look for their new CD in stores near you.
Stockings
Seras: "I can't wait to open these presents..."
Not long
Robin: "Not too much longer 'til Christmas...high five!"
Booo 2
Carmilla: "OMG, don't give up your day job."
Must be nice...
It definitely must be nice to have a humanoid robot willing to give a nice massage...
Alien?
Kid: "Is your dad, like, an alien?"
Octopus
Carmilla: "My dad? Nah, he's an octopus."
HOLY CRAP
Walter suddenly shows us what he's been hiding under that suit...
WHOA
Seras zeroes in on the target...
Too late...
But by the time Seras got dressed (uniform fetish?) and got back, she was too late...Walter was otherwise occupied. ^^;;;
Watching
Not that Seras has a problem watching the hot vampirexbutler action...
Inferiority Complex
Amon: "Mine's bigger, see!?"
Size DOES Matter
Obviously Integra likes 'em big. I'm not sure if you can make it out, but that's Amon's penis over Integra's left shoulder. Um, yeah. It's so big it actually punched right through her and ended up there. ^^; I'll never look at Amon smut the same way.
FIRE!
Oh shit, Alucard tried to cook again...*groans*
Missing out
Seras felt like she was missing out of the good action on the love bed.
WTF!?!?!?
Integra: "Seras, WTF!? You grew a penis!!"
Futanari
Um...I have nothing to say, honestly.
Physics? What's that?
Vampire!sex: making the physically impossible possible!
Can't get enough
Integra can't seem to get enough...this could take a while...
Dreaming
Seras enjoyed her random!penis so much she dreams she's masturbating. While thinking about cars. ^^;;;
What the shit!?
WHOA! Who knew Robin had it in her.
PWNED
But yep, Amon is definitely her bitch...^^;;;
Backdoor
Likewise, Integra's busy showing Alucard who's boss. ;P
And that's about it. I hope my darlings amuse you as much as they do me. *snickers*
WARNING: Naturally, this post contains simulated nudity and graphic sexual situations. If you're underage or uninterested, don't click the cut. ;P I also have to warn that there are big scary penises towards the end...I changed my nudes because I find these ones hysterically funny. ^^;
Enjoy. ;P
Gingerbread House
The winter home shared by the Hellsing and Sena families (yes, damn it, the men take the women's names ;P).
Closer Look
A closer look at the excessively Christmasy home. Looks exactly like the kind of place these two families would enjoy, doesn't it?
The Families
A better look at the families. The Hellsing family consists of Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter, and A&I's child Carmilla. For the hell of it, Robin and Amon also had a child...but I can't for the life of me remember his name. I'm sure it was something perfectly biblical.
Bedrooms
A glimpse of the overwhelmingly Christmasy bedrooms on the second floor.
Dining Room
And the exceedingly (I'm running out of words here) Christmasy kitchen/dining room.
The Families (again)
A closer peek at the Families standing around looking like morons.
Fence = Suck
Seras really dislikes the fence, for some reason. I thought it looked nifty...;_;
Ducklings
Aw, look at all the boys following along after Carmilla like ducklings after their mother...
Straight to the Point
Integra and Seras obviously aren't interested in wasting any time...they know what's important in life. (And it ain't cars.)
Oo...
Alucard: "Ooo, I gotta get me some of this..."
Getting Drunk
Hopefully Shaded M could explain this custom to me...apparently it's Scandinavian. All I know is that Amon is really fond of the (presumably alcoholic) drink and likes to walk around wearing the crown of candles.
Crown
See what I mean? He refuses to take it off.
Vanity
Amon's vain, so he likes to take time out to admire the sheer number of Christmas cards he receives from all his little friends.
Like Father Like Daughter
A special father/daughter moment. Awwwww.
Too realistic?
The thing about my female Sims is that they're capable of becoming pregnant. And the thing about that is that they menstruate. And as you can see, they have fallen into rhythm with each other. ^^;;;
Domesticity
Who knew Amon could cook!? Count me shocked. I imagined him as the type of guy who could burn salad.
Sneak
Meanwhile, there's Alucard with his hand in the cookie jar, sneaking gingerbread. *sigh*
Dinner
The first family dinner in this house. Walter neglected to show up (he's so unsociable!), Robin and Amon's kid is nowhere to be found, and what's worse, Integra and Seras have got it into their heads that clothes are for losers.
Poor guy...
As you can see, Amon is everybody's bitch. He even has to clean up the result of the feminine accidents. ^^;;;
Decorating
There's Integra, decorating the Christmas tree. She's really into the Christmas spirit. Look, she's even hand-painting the balls! ...That sounded so wrong. -_-
Yurilicious
Just thought I'd give a shot of the kind of things you'll find playing on TV in this house...;P
Still Decorating
Hours later, Integra's still happily, nakedly working on decorating the tree. Oh dear...*facepalm*
Oops
It could've been such a nice Walter/Seras moment if Walter wasn't such an unfriendly old codger...
What's this...?
Robin: "Cooking? What's that?"
Reading Sucks
I admit it, I mostly just took this shot for the glimpse of Amon cooking in the nude. *snort*
Oh, grow up
Walter's so antisocial he doesn't even like the sound of other people's voices!!
Fun in the snow
With childlike innocence, the young vampire plays in the snow...somehow it seems so wrong...^^;
Iron Chef
Which is more domestic, the ancient vampire or the cold witch hunter!? Find out next week!
Amon
Never mind...Amon LOSES big-time. He serves dinner on a tree branch and insists on eating out in the yard. Domestic? Pffft.
AxR
And so it begins...
AxR 2
They just keep going...
Voyeur
Seras likes to watch...*makes inappropriate noises*
Sad
Ouch, sad...sex with Amon is so boring that afterwards Robin falls asleep and dreams about THE WEATHER. Now that's what I call an affront to a guy's pride.
Improvement
Walter finally decides to stop being an ass and entertains everyone with his skill at juggling. (I'm convinced he's cheating and he secretly has them attached to strings, though.) Why he has to entertain everyone in the bathroom is beyond me...
Enticing
Seras is trying to entice her friend Robin to join her...
Friendship
See? They're such good friends they do everything together.
Agh!?
The scary thing is they do it in front of the kids...
Drunkard
There's Amon sneaking into the booze again, that useless lush...
...Or not.
I guess Amon's not so useless after all...he seems ot be satisfying Seras. As for Walter, he obviously likes to watch too...
Fire!
Alucard is SO not meant to be a cook.
Sure, Fine, Whatever
Everyone: "OMG! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
Integra: "Hey, those cookies look good..."
Taking Off
Seras and Alucard contemplate leaving this crazy household and taking off to Aruba.
Crisis
The house is in a crisis...the dishwasher's leaking, the cookie dough floor is hopelessly soggy, and Walter's the only one competent enough to fix the plumbing (which isn't saying much). Naturally, Integra calmly takes control of the situation by...juggling!?
What a ho!
Robin: "WTF!? Now he's sleeping with Integra too!?"
Typical
Typical. Alucard is too good for clothes, as usual.
A little accident...
Oops. We're still working on house-training Alucard...^^;;;
Last Domain
Because the contrast of Alucard's precious coffin and the elaborately Christmasy bedroom is just too damn funny.
Scarred for life...
Carmilla: "OMG, mom, dad, do you have to do it when I'm standing right here!?"
All girls
The girls decided having breakfast together was a good idea (while poor Amon, bottom left, is slaving over the food...). As you can see, Integra has continued to get more and more into the Christmas spirit. It's gotten so bad she's now wearing Christmas clothing. Somebody help!!
Rockin' Out
Seras is rockin' it out, booyah.
Ah...
Unfortunately, she sucks.
Rock and Roll
Alucard and Integra appear to enjoy rock music...just not Seras'. ^^;
Oh no!
Not Amon too! He's gotten into the spirit (or do I mean 'spirits'?) enough that he's set out to create Christmas wreaths...
Friends
Seras and Robin get along well, particularly when Seras brings up her favorite live action dramas.
Boo
Evidently Integra isn't high on musical aptitude either...
Still at it
There's Amon, still hard at work on the wreath...
Finished
One finished, God knows how many more to go...
New act
Walter gave up on booing Integra's performance and joined her, thus forming the Indies band "Master and Butler". Look for their new CD in stores near you.
Stockings
Seras: "I can't wait to open these presents..."
Not long
Robin: "Not too much longer 'til Christmas...high five!"
Booo 2
Carmilla: "OMG, don't give up your day job."
Must be nice...
It definitely must be nice to have a humanoid robot willing to give a nice massage...
Alien?
Kid: "Is your dad, like, an alien?"
Octopus
Carmilla: "My dad? Nah, he's an octopus."
HOLY CRAP
Walter suddenly shows us what he's been hiding under that suit...
WHOA
Seras zeroes in on the target...
Too late...
But by the time Seras got dressed (uniform fetish?) and got back, she was too late...Walter was otherwise occupied. ^^;;;
Watching
Not that Seras has a problem watching the hot vampirexbutler action...
Inferiority Complex
Amon: "Mine's bigger, see!?"
Size DOES Matter
Obviously Integra likes 'em big. I'm not sure if you can make it out, but that's Amon's penis over Integra's left shoulder. Um, yeah. It's so big it actually punched right through her and ended up there. ^^; I'll never look at Amon smut the same way.
FIRE!
Oh shit, Alucard tried to cook again...*groans*
Missing out
Seras felt like she was missing out of the good action on the love bed.
WTF!?!?!?
Integra: "Seras, WTF!? You grew a penis!!"
Futanari
Um...I have nothing to say, honestly.
Physics? What's that?
Vampire!sex: making the physically impossible possible!
Can't get enough
Integra can't seem to get enough...this could take a while...
Dreaming
Seras enjoyed her random!penis so much she dreams she's masturbating. While thinking about cars. ^^;;;
What the shit!?
WHOA! Who knew Robin had it in her.
PWNED
But yep, Amon is definitely her bitch...^^;;;
Backdoor
Likewise, Integra's busy showing Alucard who's boss. ;P
And that's about it. I hope my darlings amuse you as much as they do me. *snickers*